Even Immortals Have Pheromones

[Coming soon: My Wife Made Me a God in the Escape Game. Please add it to your collection! Thank you, everyone. The blurb is below.] In the year 2270, the other three realms, aside from the human realm, had dwindled in population. With no kin left in sight, they were on the brink of extinction. The leaders of the three realms set aside their differences and sat down together in peace for the first time in thousands of years to discuss what to do. Three days later, an announcement from the Heavenly Court's Family Planning Office spread throughout all three realms. It was an announcement lifting the ban on glands. When heaven and earth first formed, living beings came into existence in each realm. Nonhumans had glands, pheromones, and other such organs from the very beginning, but they already possessed many abilities, so glands were of little use and only caused trouble. They had therefore ordered them sealed. Now, after all this time, the seal had finally been lifted! The announcement bore the signatures of the major powers in all three realms, proving that it applied to everyone. The three realms descended into chaos. They were clearly divided, and although they no longer fought on sight as they had thousands of years ago, they still rarely communicated, let alone married across realms. Each group stayed in its own territory, gazing at the faces of their own kind for tens of thousands of years, long since sick of the sight. The moment the ban was lifted, the whole tri-realm world erupted into celebration. The white-robed divine lords and fairies of the Heavenly Court all had graceful figures and cool, chaste features. The male demons of the Demon Realm had exaggerated physiques and eight-pack abs, while the female demons were sexy and fiery. The men and women of the Demon Realm were all experts in bed... Hah. But just as the ban was lifted, the first couple matched by the Pheromone Administration, with a one hundred percent compatibility rating, left all three realms speechless. Everyone pulled out little handkerchiefs to cover their faces and sob. Matched couple: Demon Realm Lord x Heavenly Court's Azure Jade High God Everyone knew these two had fallen out when they were master and disciple, and had been mortal enemies for centuries! Were the people at the Pheromone Administration sure these two bigwigs wouldn't tear their office apart? One day passed. The Pheromone Administration hadn't blown up. Two days passed. Not only had it survived, it announced a second couple with one hundred percent compatibility: The Matchmaker x The King of Hell Everyone shuddered again. How had these two, who had nothing to do with each other, ended up together? Was the Pheromone Administration's machine really working? Some time later, several bigwigs appeared in public and gave their verdict: It works just fine. We like it. We're very satisfied. Stories: First couple: Demon Realm Lord, bottom x Heavenly Court's Azure Jade High God, top (Wifey~ Come cuddle with me. [The top chases his wife after a breakup]) Second couple: The Matchmaker, bottom x The King of Hell, top (Stop resisting. I know you love me! [Forced childhood sweethearts]) Third couple: Demon King of the Demon Realm, top x Crown Prince, bottom Fourth couple: Little Buddha, bottom x Human police officer, top Probably all shameless tops, qwq I'll add more when I come up with new stories~ *Although they're immortals, this is still an ABO story, so there will be pregnancy. Some couples will have children, others won't. The kids won't get much page time, and may only be mentioned in passing. We can discuss it: have kids if you want, or don't if you don't. *Hope you enjoy reading! Coming soon: My Wife Made Me a Legend in the Escape Game Blurb: The game began when Yan Mushen woke up and saw a rotten pumpkin-headed monster crawling across his window. "Shit." Yan Mushen swore, then shut his eyes and lay back down without changing expression. "I must still be asleep." Two minutes later, Yan Mushen opened his eyes. This time, the pumpkin head was sticking out its tongue and licking his window glass. "..." Guess What is a horror survival game based on the real world. It pulls players into the game. Some players turn into monsters, while others stay as they are. They have just one task: survive. Don't get eaten or killed by monsters or humans. But how can you tell if the person in front of you is human or a monster? It's a game that digs endlessly into fear. "We don't twist human nature. We only spread fear," said the NPC wearing a smiley-face mask. More and more new players were pulled into the escape game. At some point, a saying began to circulate among them: "If this is your first time in the game, and you've gotten absurdly lucky enough to run into a tall, handsome man with a fierce face, don't hesitate or second-guess yourself. Run over, grab his leg, and join his team. He's the biggest bug in the game, a walking lucky buff. Stick with him, and you won't be able to die even if you want to." Yan Mushen heard the rumor and bit down on his cigarette holder, annoyed. "What the hell is that supposed to mean? I risk my life to get them through every level, and they spread rumors that I'm just lucky?" Later, someone asked Yan Mushen which route to take. He raised his brows and beamed. "Huh? How'd you know I cleared dozens of levels thanks to my wife?" Someone else asked what Yan Mushen was having for lunch. He immediately exclaimed, full of delight, "Huh? How'd you know my wife loves me so much she can't bear to see me die, and has opened countless back doors for me?" "..." Please, just shut up. As for the rules of the game, Yan Mushen had stamped and sealed them with nothing but his own mouth. The mother of his several children, Bai Hanlu, sat quietly beside him, earnestly eating chocolate, as if she couldn't hear Yan Mushen making increasingly outrageous things up. [First they're neighbors, then they're treasures, and finally she's the mother of his children. A shameless top with delusions of grandeur wins his wife over, and they end up living happily ever after with their kids.] "I don't have a pretty gift box, but I gave you the core of my data." A shameless, justice-minded, powerful male top x a cool, distant bottom with maxed-out combat skills Next novel, number two: Title: After I Treated the Empress Kindly, I Got Pregnant Blurb: Li Letong read an old-school, melodramatic danmei novel. The bottom was the son of a general and should have been full of youthful vigor, but first he was sent into the palace and humiliated by the emperor. Then the emperor was killed, and the new emperor, who was the main top, took his turn abusing him physically and emotionally. Li Letong stayed up all night reading it. Several times, his heart ached so badly he wanted to jump into the book and point at the top's nose, yelling at him for not knowing how to treat someone right. Why couldn't they just love each other? Why force him and torment the bottom? When he opened his eyes again, Li Letong had become the cannon-fodder second male lead, an emperor and top with the same name. Li Letong was stunned, but then he was thrilled. Now that he was here, how could he let the bottom suffer? He'd give the empress all the best food and drink! The next second, Li Letong coughed up blood and collapsed. Damn, there were character restrictions too. He wasn't allowed to act out of character. So Li Letong's behavior took a strange turn. He genuinely treated the empress well, but had to say things like, "You're so thin there's not an ounce of meat on you. Having you attend me in bed would disgust me." For instance, when a consort picked a fight with the empress, Li Letong caught her pretending that the empress had pushed her over and heard her complain. In his heart, Li Letong wanted nothing more than to rush over and comfort the empress, but he had to sneer coldly and say, "Your dirty hands aren't fit to touch my beloved consort." Li Letong: QwQ Boo-hoo, I don't want to be like this. The empress must think I hate him... My heart hurts so much. Chu Han had recently noticed something interesting. The hateful, incompetent emperor from before seemed to have become a different person. He still spoke harshly to him, but kept finding ways to send him nice things. The emperor, once a notorious womanizer, now seemed like an innocent youth. Whenever they happened to meet, he would secretly sneak a few more glances at Chu Han. Chu Han smiled faintly. "How interesting." A kindhearted, soft-hearted cutie bottom x a cool, gentle, and accepting top Content warning: Pregnancy Note: The bottom transmigrates into the story as himself. [He wanted to treat the empress kindly, but ended up falling for him himself.] Theme: Be honest with the person you love