Pursuing My Wife in an Escape Game

(The author has gone off to toil like a miserable wage slave, so updates may be irregular TAT) The game began when Yan Mushen woke up and saw a rotten pumpkin-headed figure clinging to his window. "Shit." Yan Mushen swore, then closed his eyes and lay back down without a change in expression. "I'm still dreaming." Two minutes later, Yan Mushen opened his eyes. This time, the pumpkin head had its tongue out, licking his window glass back and forth. "..." Guess Who is a horror survival game. Based on the real world, it draws players into the game. Every level takes place on a different map, and players can escape after clearing ten levels. But in the past ten years, no one has ever cleared the game. They were all trapped inside in different ways. "Take a guess: which one is the monster? Kill it, and you can stay alive." But how can you be sure that the one you killed was a monster, and not a human being? This is a game that endlessly explores fear and tests the limits of human nature. "We don't twist human nature. We only spread fear," said the NPC in a smiling mask. The game was always steeped in red, stench, and human remains, until a man walked in. Yan Mushen kicked a monster's head aside and clicked his tongue. "This place obviously doesn't have a business license. As a good citizen, I have to report it." "Hey, pretty lady over there, can I borrow your communicator to make a call?" The person he called out to, Bai Jing, turned around, revealing a face that was incredibly beautiful but unmistakably a man's. He stared coldly at Yan Mushen as if looking at a corpse. "Who are you calling?" Yan Mushen's heart rate shot straight up to 180. He puffed out his chest, smoothed his hair, and showed off his good looks from every angle. "Ahem, would you be interested in getting to know me? I'm Yan Mushen, 189.5 centimeters tall, with excellent genes. So, uh, want to get acquainted?" Bai Jing: Is he crazy? This extraordinary encounter led Bai Jing to spend almost every day afterward deeply reflecting and regretting: Why didn't I kill him back then? ** If this game has no end, then I'll smash my way through it and make an ending of my own. Thirty-two is the perfect age for fiery, chuunibyou behavior / always cracking dirty jokes / occasionally remembers to be modest / big build / dependable / strong sense of justice / top; gorgeous beauty / human weapon / You want to flirt? Fine, first I'll give you a couple of punches, then I'll flirt right back / bottom ***** Spotlight: Everyone's putting on an act ****** The top is the king of bold talk, and the bottom is the king of copying other people's moves. * No kids, the top just has a dirty mouth. * A completely fictional future world qwq PPS: I've really wanted to write this story for a long time, and I love it. But this is my first time writing this kind of story, so please forgive me if anything is poorly written. Thank you so much! Next, I'd like to recommend a story I'm collecting interest for. Please add it to your favorites =-= 1: Title: Yes, I Can Read Minds. So What? Blurb: Yan Congjin was over thirty, and his family elders were anxious about his marriage. After being urged repeatedly, he reluctantly agreed to a blind date arranged by his family. This was how Yan Congjin's mother described his blind date: "That young man is so handsome. I liked him as soon as I saw him. He's sweet, adorable, sensible, and works in the entertainment industry just like you. You'll have plenty to talk about." Yan Congjin agreed. He'd intended to ask his mother for the other man's information so he could learn a little about him first, but then he got into a car accident. When he woke up, he had the power to read minds. Yan Congjin's plans were thrown into disarray, and his life changed. Exhausted and helpless, he didn't like this ability, and he had no intention of dating or marrying anyone before it disappeared. But he'd already agreed to the blind date, so he had no choice but to go. He hoped the other man wouldn't like him and would turn him down. That would make things easier. During the meal, the other man was nothing like the entertainment news Yan Congjin had found about him. He was quiet, seemed utterly uninterested in Yan Congjin, and was so cold he was almost rude. But that made Yan Congjin breathe a sigh of relief. He put down his cutlery and planned to drive the other man home after dessert. Then this blind date would be over. The cherry-pink dessert was soft and jiggly like jelly, still wobbling gently when the waiter set it on the table. Just then, after a whole lunch without hearing a single thought from the other man, Yan Congjin finally heard one. Nalan Ting lowered his thick lashes, his expression cool as he watched the dessert wobble on the table. He thought: If he picked me up and put me on the table right now, unbuttoned my shirt, and dabbed cream on my chest, should I wrap my arms around his neck and call his name, or open my mouth and let him kiss me? Yan Congjin: ... Yan Congjin: ? -- Yan Congjin had a gentle, calm personality and a handsome, scholarly appearance. His fans called him their "daddy type" boyfriend, something he never quite understood, until he read Nalan Ting's mind and discovered a story in which he was the main character. Yan Congjin's ears turned completely red. A thought rose unbidden in his mind: This is outrageous. He wanted to criticize Nalan Ting. No, perhaps it would be better to educate him. He wanted to teach Nalan Ting that you couldn't play like that there. At the very least, you couldn't use a ruler to spank him. And he shouldn't imagine tying Yan Congjin's wrists together, either, or picture anything even more improper. Later, Yan Congjin looked at Nalan Ting lounging on his bed. His ears turned red again, and he thought that maybe being stepped on wouldn't be so bad. -- At first, Yan Congjin didn't like Nalan Ting's personality. He was too frivolous, too two-faced, and too obsessed with sex. Later, Yan Congjin decided there was no one in the world more adorable than Nalan Ting. -- After Nalan Ting learned about Yan Congjin's mind-reading ability, he leaned on his hand and recalled all the little scenarios he'd imagined in front of Yan Congjin during that time. He thought: Well, it's become art. Yan Congjin got to witness such high art created by him. That was a real privilege. Nalan Ting had never thought his ideas were filthy. He just had a particularly strong creative drive. 2: Title: Oh No! I've Been Found Out Blurb: Here's the short version: An ABO world, with two Alphas. The bottom is a thief and a little pervert who likes the handsome Alpha in his dorm. Unfortunately, he's an Alpha too, and since he can't have the man he loves, he gets his thrills by stealing the top's clothes every day. Shirts, pants, underwear: he's stolen them all. Strangely, though, the handsome top acts just as usual. He doesn't call the police or tell anyone he's been targeted by a pervert. So the bottom grows bolder and more obsessed. In his diary, he writes: - The pants he wore today really showed off his butt. I want to add them to my collection. - I want to bring him home and keep him in my bed forever. - I want to put stockings on his legs. He wants to possess the handsome top so badly that ordinary fantasies aren't enough anymore. He's going to make a move. He creates a new account and pretends to be an innocent, pure little Omega to seduce the handsome top. They arrange to meet on Christmas Day. He licks his lips and gives a foxlike smile. Good, then I'll check my supplies one more time! Chains, a blindfold, suppressants, a thong, sexy lingerie... Perfect. All that's left is to wait for the handsome top to come over. But he never expected all those things to be used on him instead. The handsome top pinches his tear-streaked face and chuckles. "Baby, tell me: when you see me, what are you going to do?" The bottom trembles as he cries. "When I see my husband, I... lift my leg." The handsome top gently kisses away his tears. "Such a good boy." A story about a little pervert who couldn't out-pervert a bigger pervert. Also known as: What?! Which one of them is the pervert? Theme: Never give up hope or your kindness