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Lin Shiyuan is a blunt, lousy student who can't stand people who put on airs and act all proper. He dislikes He Ning most of all.
As luck would have it, they end up in the same class when the senior year classes are reshuffled.
His friend teases him for being so "lucky." Lin Shiyuan is annoyed, and on the first day after the reshuffle, he accidentally bumps into the famously frail academic star in the hallway. The apology on the tip of his tongue changes course. He raises an eyebrow and says, "Oops. Sorry, academic star."
He Ning is neat and clean, and pushes up his glasses with a good-natured smile. "It's fine, Lin."
Lin's fists clench.
He thinks he and He Ning are simply incompatible, and that they'll never manage to have a proper conversation, let alone be friendly classmates.
But the day after making that bold declaration, he sneaks off with his phone to the top floor stairwell to listen to a radio drama he voiced for a friend. His cheap earbuds have a bad connection, and the audio disconnects by accident. The drama plays through his phone's speaker instead.
A sticky, breathless sound.
At the same time, someone comes up the stairs. It's He Ning.
Lin Shiyuan stands there with his phone, facing He Ning. Both of them look perfectly calm and composed.
A few seconds later, He Ning breaks the silence with a serious critique: "That was a pretty good moan."
Lin Shiyuan is seething with indignation. Refusing to back down, he replies even more calmly, "That was crying, not moaning. Besides, my moan sounds better. Want to hear it?"
He Ning politely declines. "No thanks. I'm straight."
Not long after, Lin Shiyuan kicks He Ning, who just kissed him and then pretended nothing had happened as he lowered his head to work on a test. "Didn't you say you were straight?"
He Ning takes it in stride, not even blushing. "I changed my mind."
Lin Shiyuan: "...Fuck."
#The academic star discovers the secret identity Lin uses for his side gig, then falls for him on his own, turns himself gay, turns the other guy gay, and runs off, leaving the other guy to come look for him#
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After starting high school, He Ning develops insomnia and can't sleep at night. He tries all sorts of things to fix it, and eventually finds a solution on an app: ASMR sleep aids.
He listens to countless sleep-aid recordings. At first, he can fall asleep as soon as he finishes one, but later his brain builds up a tolerance and he has trouble sleeping again. Then he comes across a video by a creator.
From then on, the creator is his goodnight and his sleeping pill. Unfortunately, the creator is very unpredictable: sometimes they post five videos in a row, and sometimes they vanish for six months.
He Ning spends a long time looking for this creator.
After the classes are reshuffled for senior year, he ends up classmates with someone who doesn't like him much. One evening during study hall, after finishing his test, he absentmindedly looks up and sees Lin Shiyuan lightly tracing a finger over his textbook across the aisle. That one gesture suddenly relaxes He Ning's mind, and a faint, soothing drowsiness washes over him.
He Ning: "..."
I've found the creator who's stopped posting. What do I do? He's my classmate. How can I tactfully ask him to update his sleep-aid videos? Waiting online, and I'm in a hurry. Also, I don't want my secret identity exposed.
He's got a bit of a temper.
He Ning, the top, is not a weak top, but gets clingy and insecure after they start dating. Lin Shiyuan, the bottom, isn't exactly a strong bottom either: he can't beat the top before they date, and still can't beat him afterward.
Please add my next novel, Even Immortals Have Pheromones, to your reading list, ahhhhh!
Blurb:
By the year 2270, the other three realms, apart from the human realm, have become sparsely populated. With no kin left, they're on the brink of extinction. The leaders of the three realms set aside their differences and sit down together for the first time in millennia to discuss what to do. Three days later, an announcement issued by Heaven's Family Planning Office goes viral across all three realms.
It is a notice lifting the ban on glands.
When Heaven and Earth first came into being, living beings appeared in each realm one after another. Nonhuman beings actually had organs such as glands, which produced pheromones, but they already possessed many abilities, and glands seemed unnecessary to them, as well as troublesome. So they ordered them sealed. Now, at long last, the seal has been lifted!
The announcement bears the names of the bigwigs from all three realms, confirming that it applies everywhere.
The three realms are thrown into chaos. They are clearly divided, and though they no longer attack each other on sight as they did millennia ago, they still rarely communicate, let alone marry across realms. Each group has stayed in its own territory, staring at the faces of their own kind for tens of thousands of years, and they're nearly sick of the sight. The moment the ban is lifted, all three realms launch into a shared celebration.
The white-robed gods of Heaven, the elegant goddesses with their willowy figures and cool, chaste expressions; the male demons of the Demon Realm, with their exaggerated physiques and eight-pack abs; the sexy, fiery demonesses; the male and female devils of the Devil Realm, all masters in bed...
Mmm.
But just after the ban is lifted, the first couple matched by the Pheromone Management Department with one hundred percent compatibility leaves all three realms speechless. Everyone pulls out a little handkerchief and sobs into it.
Matched couple: Demon Realm Lord x Xun Yu, High God of Heaven
Who doesn't know that these two used to be master and disciple, turned against each other, and have been bitter enemies for ten thousand years? Are the people at the Pheromone Management Department sure these two bigwigs won't tear their office apart?
One day passes, and the office hasn't exploded. Two days pass, and not only has it still not exploded, but a second one-hundred-percent-compatible couple is announced:
The Matchmaker x Yan Wang
Everyone is startled all over again. How did these two unrelated people end up together? Is the machine at the Pheromone Management Department really working?
Some time later, several bigwigs finally show up and offer their verdict: It works just fine. We like it a lot.
A series of couples:
First couple: Demon Realm Lord x Xun Yu, High God of Heaven
Second couple: The Matchmaker x Yan Wang
Third couple: Demon King x the Crown Prince
Fourth couple: Little Buddha x human police officer
More will be added when I think of new stories~
*Though they're immortals, this is still an ABO story, so there will be pregnancy plotlines. Some couples will have children, some won't. The children won't get much attention and might only be mentioned in passing. We can discuss it: if you want them to have kids, they will; if not, then they won't.
*I love this story and will do my best to write it well.
*I hope everyone enjoys it. Happy reading!
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Theme: Study hard, obey the law, and be a person with principles.
I have accumulated dozens of chapters and it's really fun to read them. It's obviously a sweet story, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the kid is going to be stabbed to death.
Damn it, don't abuse it, both of them are suffering.
Ah, ah, ah, come on, draw your sword
It turns out that men are really powerful. Although boylove was a bit bumpy in the early stages, it's really sweet to persevere. The two complement each other, crying and whining become 1, and being in a daze becomes 0!
In fact, although boylove is ups and downs, it is very sweet if you really persevere. This worldly thing is a matter of benevolence and wisdom!
It's almost over~ Fortunately I took a screenshot
Grandma admitted that she rounded up to be newlywed, which made her laugh to death
Looking forward to the strategy process
Pretty good. Life is hard enough.
Grandma must be good, Xiao Lin cannot be an orphan! Otherwise it would be too pitiful
I have accumulated dozens of chapters and it's really fun to read them. It's obviously a sweet story, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the kid is going to be stabbed to death.
Damn it, don't abuse it, both of them are suffering.
Ah, ah, ah, come on, draw your sword
It turns out that men are really powerful. Although boylove was a bit bumpy in the early stages, it's really sweet to persevere. The two complement each other, crying and whining become 1, and being in a daze becomes 0!
In fact, although boylove is ups and downs, it is very sweet if you really persevere. This worldly thing is a matter of benevolence and wisdom!
It's almost over~ Fortunately I took a screenshot
Grandma admitted that she rounded up to be newlywed, which made her laugh to death
Looking forward to the strategy process
Pretty good. Life is hard enough.
Grandma must be good, Xiao Lin cannot be an orphan! Otherwise it would be too pitiful