I Woke Up to Find My Wife Had Picked Up All Kinds of Scripts

[Please visit my author page and bookmark my new novel, Goat Hooves and Donkey Ears, if you’re interested! ovo] What’s it like to wake up and find that your usually cool, taciturn wife has picked up all kinds of strange scripts? Liang Chuangu: Thanks for asking. I’m having a lawyer prepare divorce papers. It had started as a marriage of convenience. After the wedding, they treated each other with icy politeness and kept their distance. Until one day, Lin Zhinian, who usually slept with perfect decorum, suddenly rolled into his arms and blinked those beautiful eyes at him. “Big Brother, Zhinian wants some milk.” But Lin Zhinian was severely lactose intolerant. Liang Chuangu: Oh, he’s still half-asleep. So he rolled over and went back to sleep. In the end, Liang Chuangu couldn’t keep avoiding reality and took his wife in for an examination. “Tuvanese syndrome: An intermittent neurological disorder caused by the lack of an essential factor. It usually manifests as an incorrect sense of self, memory distortions, and other symptoms.” Liang Chuangu was about to seize the chance to ask for a divorce and regain his freedom, but he noticed that Lin Zhinian was always sneaking under the covers at night to cry. They were married, after all. Liang Chuangu couldn’t completely ignore him. “Why are you crying?” He lifted the blanket and discovered his wife wearing a pair of realistic rabbit ears, sobbing as he touched the rabbit tail tucked into his pajama pants. “I... I grew a tail.” Liang Chuangu: That’s not a tail you’ve grown. You’ve grown some nerve, haven’t you?! Script One: The aloof, untouchable flower of the high mountains somehow picked up the script of a babyish, milk-drinking bottom. The problem is, he’s lactose intolerant. Just what kind of moral decay... Script Two: Lin Zhinian, who thinks carrots are the world’s number-one menace, believes he’s turned into a rabbit spirit. But only after that does Liang Chuangu discover that real rabbits don’t even like carrots... Script Three: The two of them only met on a blind date, got what they wanted, and rushed into a flash marriage. But Lin Zhinian insists they were childhood friends. When will they ever get the childhood-sweetheart script... Reading Guide: 1. Top who thinks he’s a workaholic but is actually a doting husband x beautiful, devoted, flirtatious bottom with naturally flawless acting skills. 2. Both are each other’s one and only; mutually doting 1v1. The bottom is a normal human and can’t actually turn into a rabbit spirit! 3. A sweet little romance. Please bookmark, quack~ Next novel: Goat Hooves and Donkey Ears Midas, the beautiful and kind King of Phrygia, had long white hair like snow and deep-blue eyes like the sea. The golden thorn crown on his head symbolized his supreme power and wealth. After the god of wine’s touch turned everything to gold and left him deeply wounded, Midas grew to despise all the wealth in the world. He decided to retreat to the mountains and forests, where he could live a poor but busy, peaceful and happy life. Every day, Midas clumsily herded sheep, sowed wheat, grafted olive trees, and built grape trellises. He even brought home a little goat to raise. The little goat had one broken horn and lay dying beside a stream. Kind-hearted Midas couldn’t bear to watch it die, so, following the hunting goddess’s instructions, he fed it his own blood until it grew up. Miraculously, the orchard and wheat fields Midas tended so carelessly flourished. The grapevines began to gleam with a clear luster, and a flock of goats appeared from nowhere. Led by the little goat, they were docile and obedient, growing plumper by the day. At harvest time, Midas happily rolled around in the wheat field and ran along the mountaintop with the flock. Just as he lifted the little goat to cheer, the gentle, adorable animal in his arms vanished with a poof. In its place stood Pan, the handsome god of the flocks, with his cloven hooves. In Midas’s eyes, the god Pan was unlike any other deity. He was mysterious and powerful. No one knew his origins, yet all the forests, fields, and flocks were under his rule. He was gentle and taciturn, dwelling deep within the forests of Arcadia for ages, quietly and contentedly fulfilling his duties as a pastoral god. The gods all said that Pan was evil and ugly, bringing fear and war to the world, a scourge upon the gods. Only Midas knew that whenever the god’s heart stirred, the beasts of the Arcadian forest rejoiced and flowers bloomed everywhere. Zeus passed through Arcadia and noticed Midas, wearing a crown of grapevines and playing with the god in the mountains. He fell in love at first sight with this human, more beautiful than Aphrodite. Just as he was about to repeat his old trick and approach him in the form of a golden bull, Pan’s cloven hoof kicked his manhood clean off. Afraid Zeus would punish Pan, Midas was willing to give up his happy life and flee with him. But Pan only gently licked Midas’s deep-blue eyes, trembling with fear, and murmured like an echo in a mountain valley: “All gods were born beneath my hooves.” “Zeus is nothing but a bug.” Reading Guide: 1. Inspired by Greek mythology, with heaps of original worldbuilding. It’s fine if you haven’t read Greek mythology; the author changes plenty. 2. Gentle, beautiful, little-moon sweetheart bottom x wild, indulgent ruler of the gods top. 3. The little goat is the top’s incarnation when he’s low on divine power. Theme: Work hard to keep your fate firmly in your own hands.