Working for the Embroidered Uniform Guard

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Hua Anzai transmigrated and got a job with the Embroidered Uniform Guard.

As the most powerful minister in the Great Qi, Hua Anzai has money, power, and looks so dashing and beautiful that he could bring a kingdom to its knees. His only flaw is...

Hua Anzai is a real, genuine eunuch!

As the saying goes: In public, he is the all-powerful Nine-Thousand-Year-Old. In private, he is the despised, reviled eunuch.

[Ding! System bound!]

Want your little brother reborn?

Want to become a real man?

Want to go seventeen times in one night?

The System says: Complete more missions, and spring will come again!

For the sake of his future happiness, Hua Anzai decides to start grinding missions like crazy, working around the clock without sleep or meals. But Hua Anzai has one small question...

Hua Anzai: "Why am I, the Great Qi's number one treacherous official, bound to the [Good Samaritan System]?"

And so the Great Qi's top eunuch starts spending his days finding lost cats and dogs, keeping the peace, returning lost property, rescuing damsels in distress, and helping old ladies cross the street.

These days, everyone at court is on edge. Rumor has it the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old has become unpredictable and eccentric. Could it be that the world is about to change?

Hua Anzai: "I just want to help people and be a lazy salted fish, but everyone thinks I'm plotting to seize the throne."

*

Hua Anzai: "I hear I have three hobbies."

First: tormenting his subordinates, grinding their faces into the ground with the soles of his shoes.

Second: abducting innocent young men.

Third: sleeping naked.

Hua Anzai: "Actually..."

Hua Anzai: "My reputation might still be salvageable."

*

One night...

Hua Anzai was about to go to bed when his door opened and the Crown Prince arrived under cover of darkness.

Hua Anzai: "???"

The Crown Prince looked as if he were holding something back. "The Nine-Thousand-Year-Old ordered me to come to your room tonight for a 'chat.' Otherwise..."

Hua Anzai: "..."

So I've really gone this far, even the Crown Prince is in the palm of my hand.

Theme: Chase your dreams and forge your own path through life