Do Vampires Have to Farm Too?

Lin Nuo was a wealthy vampire count who had never lost sleep over money, until he transmigrated into the body of a wasteland survivor.

This was the wasteland, a thousand years in the future.

The count's castle had become a private museum.

The romantic garden full of roses was now planted with purple carrots.

Groups of people toured his home without the owner's permission.

Others frantically bid on his toothbrush and rinsing cup.

None of his wealth belonged to him anymore.

And the vampire count had developed a toothache.

Even a sip of cold water made his sharp little canines ache.

A white mutant bat hung upside down from a branch.

"Sir, would you like to cure your toothache? Take back your toothbrush and your castle? Restore your wealthy, romantic lifestyle?"

"Perhaps you need a System to help."

"The Count's Revenge System, farming edition, is honored to serve you."

Wait, even noble vampires have to farm?

His Lordship was allergic to dirty soil.

His red-soled shoes couldn't get wet.

And the little splinters on the wooden handle of the hoe could scratch his fingers.

To enjoy a delicious glass of type O blood in elegant fashion at afternoon tea, His Lordship picked up the hoe. "What's the first quest from the farming System?"

Quest 1: Plant a patch of garlic!

Wait, you're asking a vampire to grow garlic?

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Not long after...

Countless garlic plants grew in this ruined land, eroded and polluted, along with the romantic roses beloved by Mr. Vampire Count.

Lin Nuo knocks on the door of a villain, the strongest leader in District Seventeen.

He's the one who took over the castle that originally belonged to Lin Nuo, and even wanted to turn the vampire count's coffin into a wine cabinet. Cold and domineering, with appalling taste!

"These are the gold coins and resources for buying the castle. It belongs to me now. Please move out immediately."

The villain says, "It already belongs to you. If you want, it'll be our new home after we get married."

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Theme: Life calls for optimism and hard work