I'm Really Not a Big Shot!

He Yuge was a supporting male character with a trillion in assets, unmatched good looks, and a ruthless, cold-blooded nature. His only flaw was being hopelessly lovesick.

After the heroine splashed coffee all over him, He Yuge fell deeply in love with this pure, unpretentious woman. To win her over, he lavished her with houses and cars, fawned over her every way he could, and eventually wound up with nothing.

He lost his fortune and the heroine. On the day the male lead took over his company, he shed crocodile tears and said, "Thank you for protecting her all these years."

On the day his ex-girlfriend got married, He Yuge spent his last coin on drinks, got thoroughly drunk, and stormed the wedding. After taking a hard punch from the male lead, he passed out.

When he woke up, he had a car, a house, and assets worth tens of billions. He Yuge had built a business empire from scratch, and his comeback became a legend among the rich.

He Yuge was dumbfounded. He opened his phone, and a flood of messages poured in.

[Industry big shot]: Master, when can you do another reading for me? When would be a good time to launch this project?

[Sect elder]: The sect tournament is next month. Remember to come back as a judge. You're the reigning champion, remember?

[Wealthy woman with hidden depths]: My little boy toy, are you free next week? Big sister can come pick you up.

He Yuge: ?????

The last message was a voice note from the heroine, sobbing: "Yuge, do you still love me?"

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Five powerful figures took turns inhabiting He Yuge's body. They were furious at how badly his life had gone and how he had let it happen, and resolved to make him build himself up from nothing, break free of his lovesickness, and reclaim his dignity.

Things went smoothly. He Yuge was soon back at the peak of his life. Just as the powerful figures were preparing to leave without taking credit, having successfully completed their mission, a problem arose.

At the sect tournament, the top-tier star and popular boy toy stood on the fighting platform with a sword in hand and a dead-eyed stare. Across from him, a giant of a man grinned and raised his battle-ax.

On a date with the wealthy woman, the aloof sword cultivator stood stiff as a board, suppressing the urge to strike her with his sword while she ran her hands all over him.

At a feng shui consultation, He Yuge himself was chased around by a ghost, shrieking for his parents.

He Yuge: Somebody help me!

[Captured on 2021.8.17]

Theme: Money is precious, but dignity is worth more