The Club-Wielding Snake

I'm a snake who has cultivated for over five hundred years. Officially certified as a Grade Two disabled person, I now scrape by selling myself at a monster general store.

Then one day, the unscrupulous shopkeeper forced me on a blind kid who came in to buy an immortal sword.

From what the kid said, I guessed he mainly wanted the sword to look cool.

I wonder what he'll think when he finds out he spent a fortune on a doofus of a snake.

I thought, utterly hopeless.

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1. The lazy snake is the gong, and the beautiful blind kid is the shou.

2. No decency, no logic, no moral compass, and no outline. I'm just writing for fun.

Theme: Pure fun