My Aloof Master Is Still Lonely and Suffering Today

I transmigrated into the body of a beautiful, aloof master with three disciples. Each had a more tragic past than the last, and each looked at me with increasingly wolfish eyes.

As someone who had read every danmei novel under the sun, I knew that sooner or later, this master would do things with them that Jinjiang would never allow.

So I acted cool and detached on the surface, while secretly looking forward to it.

Then I discovered that my three disciples had fallen for one another and hadn't invited their beautiful master to join them.

The master was angry. The master was heartbroken. The master was lonely.

Feeling defeated, I diligently set about seducing my disciples.

In the end, they got so fed up that they threw me out of the house.

In the pouring rain, a wickedly charming man took me home. His attendant told him that he was the world's unrivaled Demon Lord. I got my hopes up again, thinking that the author was in for a happy, carefree life with the story locked. But the Demon Lord came to keep me company for half an hour every day, like he was punching a clock. He spoke to me gently and made sure I never felt the slightest bit burdened. He was nothing like a Demon Lord.

After many days, I couldn't take it anymore. I asked, "Why are you treating me with such courtesy when you're a Demon Lord? I'm so good-looking. Why doesn't anyone want to do that kind of thing with me?"

The Demon Lord said, "The author hasn't figured it out yet, so neither have I. Anyway, the whole world doesn't want to get it on with you. That's all there is to it."

P.S. I really didn't know what tags to use, so I picked some at random. I'm writing this for fun, and I'll add a couple of chapters whenever inspiration strikes.

Theme: Maybe it's because I'm bored