The Playbook

I'm the greatest swordsman under heaven: dressed in white, refined and handsome. Legends of me are on everyone's lips throughout the martial world. Every beauty loves me, and every hero looks up to me.

No one knows how fast my sword is. No one knows how deep my martial arts run.

And no one knows that I'm actually a second-rate fighter, barely skilled at all. The only thing I excel at is looking cool.

Which happens to be the secret to my success.

It's also the only thing my master ever taught me.

My master said: Of all the martial arts under heaven, only a good routine is unbeatable.

I think my master was right.

Theme: For laughs