I Swear I'll Become a Sweet Romance Writer

I, Ming Piao Ling, a fanfic writer who loves writing sweet stories, was finally forcibly bound one day by the "Sweet Story Correction System" for crimes such as abandoning unfinished plots and hiding knives in my sugar. I was forced to transmigrate into the stories I'd abandoned and launch a campaign to correct them into sweet romances...

I thought back over the plots I'd left unfinished:

"After Failing to Confess 99 Times to My Desk Mate, the Strongest Human Alive." One-line summary: In a fit of anger, I slept with his brother.

"How I, With a Fetish for Love, Saved You, With a Fetish for Eating People." One-line summary: Never mind saving you. Just eat me instead.

"What Should I Do After Discovering the Neighbor's Dad Is Selling Himself to Support the Family?" One-line summary: Money is money, no matter whose it is! Why not...

"Can a Cursed Speech User's Commands Make Me Happy?" One-line summary: "Love me."

"How to Make My Suicide-Loving Boyfriend Give Up Suicide." One-line summary: I had no choice but to kill myself in front of him first.

"Where Are You, My Fiance Who Has Been Away from the Country for Years?" One-line summary: Thanks for asking. I'm in Yokohama, about to blow up the port to find the "Book."

My vision went black.

There's no saving this. Let's just destroy everything already.

Warnings:

1. Everyone loves me. The whole cast is crazy and wildly out of character. This is for adults and written to indulge my own kinks. If that's not your thing, please leave now.

2. My style mixes in an omniscient point of view.

3. All the good stuff is in the blurb. The actual story is a load of nonsense.

4. The author's track record for finishing stories is worse than a dog's. Updates depend entirely on love. (Sorry, dogs, that was rude.)

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