Bungou Stray Dogs: After I Returned from Further Studies

Primarily a Bungo Stray Dogs crossover. After I came back from further studies,

I became the nightmare of a certain suicidal maniac in Yokohama :)

Hello, my name is Mingpiao Ling. I'm an ordinary female college student attending ordinary Yokohama University, living an ordinary life every day.

--Until I saved the same suicidal person for the tenth time, and the one thing that wasn't ordinary about me was finally about to be discovered!

That's right, I have a passive skill that guarantees I save any suicidal person I see, just like Li Jing can always catch a blade with his bare hands.

Damn it, nobody gets to ruin my ordinary life!

So, clutching my soaking wet clothes, I broke down and demanded to know why he couldn't just leave me alone.

Then I realized he seemed even more devastated than I was. The first time I saved him, he could still cheerfully invite me to die with him. The tenth time, he could only stare blankly and ask in confusion, "Why do you see me every time I try to kill myself?"

Oh, I get it. His passive skill must be, "Whenever he tries to kill himself, I'll definitely see him."

I stopped being angry and started feeling sorry for him instead.

Sigh, that's rough. If he had that kind of passive skill in the Hero Association next door, they'd laugh him to death.

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Notes:

1. A crossover with Bungo Stray Dogs, ID: INVADED, A Certain Scientific Railgun, A Certain Magical Index, and One-Punch Man as background (the One-Punch Man content is mainly in the prequel), plus Saiki Kusuo as a plot device, among others.

2. The supernatural abilities aren't what the blurb says! Don't listen to Ling making things up.

3. Ling is ridiculously powerful.

4. Pairing undecided.

5. As usual, a warning: the author's completion record is as bad as a dog's, and updates depend entirely on love. (Sorry, dogs.)

Theme: Heroes never die.