Did Fran Get Beaten Up Today?

Heaven and earth can bear witness. Varia's Mist Guardian, whose true form is a frog hood, is really asking for a beating. After the Varia gang beat up Fran for the nth time, they immediately sent him off on an outside mission. They called it "training the newcomer." In reality, did they even stop to think about how many years Fran had been with them? So, in Yokohama, Japan: A certain frog hood: "You, the one whose true form is that bandage-wrapped, black-mud-like creature, though I really hate to call you my kindred spirit, did you fail to drown yourself again today? Or are you eager to find that dark little dwarf who has muscles but no brains, so you can love and kill each other? Me can help you find him. Me won't charge." In Fuyuki: A certain sharp-tongued illusionist: "Is that moth trying to lay eggs? Me can help you mate! Me is a kind person. Me won't tell anyone moths lay eggs. And that flashy gold guy over there, the chuunibyou streetlamp king who looks like a nouveau riche, surely doesn't have that many lamps for you to step on. Me is only thinking of you, so hurry up and graduate from the kingdom of chuunibyou..." Fran got beaten up n times again today. (Smiling) A certain pineapple-headed mentor: "Giving this troublesome disciple to Varia back then was the best decision I ever made." Varia gang: "... Well, thank you very much." Theme: People should know their own limits.