Just Destroy It, I’m Tired

[Hello, everyone. This book will go VIP starting from Chapter 36 on October 18. Thank you for your support.] After Zheng Jing’s awful group disbanded, the company sent him to compete on a talent show and debut again, banking on his obedient nature and impressive abilities. He made it through one challenge after another, understood what fans wanted, worked hard to build his image, and, on top of that, had the skills of an all-round ACE. He! Finally debuted in the center position and became the leader of the boy band Sky Beyond! Just as he planned to lead the group out of Asia and onto the world stage, becoming the backbone of Chinese boy bands, his group made it big as comedians. There were six members in S&B. They were all talented young men with excellent skills, but in Zheng Jing’s eyes: One goofball, one idiot, and three dorks. When Zheng Jing thought they’d make a splash with their handsome appearance on the red carpet, photos of them stuffing their faces backstage instead shot to the top of the trending charts. When Zheng Jing thought they’d be known for their cool professionalism, S&B’s reputation as a comedy act had already spread all over the internet. When Zheng Jing had given up on S&B and planned to cultivate a solo image, the fans couldn’t get enough of the “Nervous” ship, so he had no choice but to keep partnering up with his goofy teammate. Not yet twenty, Zheng Jing: Just end it all. I’m tired. What worried him even more was that his ship partner seemed to have genuine designs on him. They were always hugging and cuddling, always fussing over each other. The moment Zheng Jing smiled at someone else, his partner would immediately sulk. Zheng Jing: Just end it already. I’m tired. Zheng Jing: “I’m warning you, don’t fall for me. Sure, I’m naturally beautiful and devastatingly handsome, but how could a goofball be a match for a genius?” Shen Jikong: “You’re nuts!” “You don’t like me?” “Don’t flatter yourself!” “Then why the hell are you flirting with me!?” “Wasn’t that just part of the act!?” Zheng Jing: I’ll never love again. Just end it all. I’m tired. Obedient-on-the-outside, full of inner monologue, always forced to slack off, comedic seme x Cool on the outside, goofy inside, deadpan comedian uke *This story is entirely fictional. Thanks for reading. Please don’t offer unsolicited advice. If you’re uncomfortable while reading, let’s part on good terms. There are countless novels out there, so if this one isn’t for you, try another. I don’t take sides, or you can support both of them. Please don’t offer unsolicited advice. The author is sensitive and easily upset. Any impolite or insulting comments will be deleted. Hello, goodbye, and thank you. Upcoming seme-perspective novel, Not Close: As the hottest variety show of the summer, Crazy Music Season is best known not for the members’ otherworldly looks or professional skills, but for its epic fights! Have you ever seen handsome guys fight with each other? *^_^* This show has it all. The program is like a palace intrigue drama: open feuds, underhanded schemes, stealing the spotlight, playing the victim, blunt confrontations, and subtle insults... You can’t imagine it, but they can do it! Among them, Shen Youjia and Yan Kaicheng were the ones viewers had the highest hopes for. The audience predicted: Before the show ended, those two would have a spectacular falling-out. At the first performance, after delivering a flashy solo stage, Yan Kaicheng said flatly, “I’m here to win.” Then Shen Youjia declared, “I’m here to beat Yan Kaicheng.” The production team was over the moon. The first episode already had its hook! From then on, the two seemed to be at each other’s throats. You pick this song, I’ll pick it too. You use rock, I’ll use blues. You go sentimental, I’ll go bold. Let’s see who’s better! The viewers cheered: Fight! Fight! The tension between them kept every episode exciting, until the show’s behind-the-scenes clips aired. Shen Youjia was clingy with Yan Kaicheng in every clip. He was either on his way to find Yan Kaicheng or hanging out with him. “Where’s Brother Kaicheng?” “Here.” Yan Kaicheng waved him over. “Kaicheng, are you in the bathroom?” “I’m in the shower. Don’t come in yet.” “Come eat, Brother.” “Okay.” “Brother Kaicheng, how was that line I sang?” “Perfect, but you went too high.” “My brother doesn’t eat eggplant. I’ll eat his.” “Good boy.” The viewers: That contrast... is kind of sweet. As the show aired, viewers learned that the two had been childhood friends. But in the main show, Yan Kaicheng coldly said, “We’re not close.” Shen Youjia snorted. “We’re really not close.” Then, during a sports competition in the behind-the-scenes footage, Shen Youjia clung to Yan Kaicheng and whined tearfully, “Brother, I’ve caught a cold.” The usually aloof Yan Kaicheng let him hug him, even stroking his hair. “Be good.” The viewers: Get together! Get together! Proud young miss, high-IQ, sweet-but-arrogant seme (Shen Youjia) x Cool young master, focused on his career, but the first to fall in love, uke (Yan Kaicheng) *This story is entirely fictional. Thanks for your support. If you’re uncomfortable while reading, run for the hills! Any impolite or insulting comments will be deleted, so please watch what you say. Peace and love, thank you. Theme: Life is hard. Keep going under the weight of it all.