A Lollipop for You

Chen Shuohuai is sent to a village by his stepmother's pillow talk, and starts living out his retirement early. The village has everything going for it: beautiful scenery, fresh air, and a big, gullible hunk. Whether he's cooking and making soup or showing concern and asking after him, Chen Shuohuai uses his handsome face to trick his way into the other's heart. Only after some time does he learn that the big hunk lost his little brother when they were children. He laughs foolishly every day as if nothing is wrong. The young Master Chen feels sorry for him. But the truth is, the other man was the one who lost him. Life gets better, and his little brother comes knocking, pointing at him imperiously. “Who are you?” Chen Shuohuai takes a drag on his cigarette and lifts his eyes. “Oh, I'm his man.” PS: “Mr. Chen, the young master has been living in the countryside for three years.” “Does he know he was wrong?” “No. He says you took his family's peaches without paying. Out of consideration for being family, he's willing to give you a twenty percent discount.” Slightly scheming, sickly, noble-born beauty seme X sunny, healthy, goofy, sweet uke Warning: Posting chapters without a buffer is risky! The uke won't get better, but he isn't intellectually disabled or mentally deficient. Note: This story is entirely fictional. It takes place in its own world, and all settings serve the plot. Please don't relate it to reality. ...Divider... Completed: Handsome Seme, But Not Weak [Hunk System 2526 is at your service] 1. Entertainment industry He Lan is a minor celebrity who's got nothing going for him except his face. Lu Cheng is a rich, tall, long-legged bachelor who can scare people stiff just by glancing up. Neither of them ever imagined that they might have anything to do with each other. Until one day, He Lan became famous after arguing with someone on a variety show. Not only was he not blacklisted, he acted like, “I've got powerful connections, who do you think you are?” Countless gossip accounts smelled blood in the water and frantically speculated that he'd made some kind of shady deal with someone. Then one day on set, everyone saw the arrogant little minx, rumored to throw tantrums now that he'd found a sugar daddy, cheerfully call out to the cold-faced terror: “Wifey!” Gossip accounts: ... Haters: ... Rivals: ... Heh... we're doomed. A handsome seme who starts arguments whenever he's in a bad mood X a CEO uke who looks fierce but is actually doting 2. Handsome, strong, miserable golden retriever seme X protective, ruthless big-shot uke 3. Externally delicate beauty, secretly a little sadistic husband seme X stern, powerful, taciturn uke 4. ... Coming soon: The True Love System Is at Your Service Theme: With hope in your heart, there's light everywhere in life.