Underworld Scumbag Transformation System

Su Qingyu was the entertainment industry's most famous “scumbag.” He used his good looks to get what he wanted, was shipped with everyone, and had a harem that included half the male celebrities in show business.

Perhaps the shipping fans resented him too much, because after Su Qingyu died, the underworld bound him to the Scumbag Rehabilitation System.

System: [Greetings, Host. Our Fengdu System is the underworld's one and only official system.]

[Many people who were hurt by scumbags died carrying deep resentment, and their obsessions keep them trapped in Fengdu, unwilling to be reincarnated. Our mission is to reform the scumbags who hurt them, dispel their resentment, and help them let go of their obsessions and reincarnate.]

Su Qingyu: “…”

[The Brooding Director]:

Su Qingyu transmigrates into the role of a devoted director who was betrayed. The director took a nobody of an actor and made him a top-tier star.

After the scumbag became famous, however, he kicked the director aside and paired up with a popular actress for a beloved celebrity couple.

On the night Su Qingyu transmigrated, he lay on the soft bed in his hotel room and posted on social media.

[The male lead originally cast in my new film has dropped out. We need a replacement urgently. Whoever is the first to come to the hotel for an audition within an hour gets the role.]

An hour later, the trending topics exploded.

#Twelve male stars brawl outside Director Xu's hotel#

A year later, the trending topics had become routine:

#XXX asks Director Xu who his favorite actor is#

#Director Xu says he just wants to give every hardworking male actor a chance#

[The Emperor's Beloved Consort]:

Su Qingyu transmigrates into the role of a young general who is a tool for a scumbag prince. The general's household protects the prince at every turn and helps the lowly prince ascend the throne.

After the prince becomes emperor, however, his suspicion and jealousy destroy the young general's family, leaving him trapped in the imperial palace.

At the height of the princes' struggle for the throne, the scumbag prince sees a pale hand reaching out from a black imperial carriage at night. The slender young general takes the hand and is quietly pulled into the carriage and brought into the imperial harem.

The next morning, after a sleepless night, the prince storms into the young general's room to demand where he went the night before. Then he catches sight of his father's gloomy face behind the bed curtains.

That day, the Third Prince of Dasheng knelt for the first time and called his childhood friend, who was the same age as him, “Imperial Consort Mother.”

Reader's guide:

1. A proofread version is posted around 1 a.m. each night.

2. One-on-one romance. The love interest is not one of the scumbags in the quick transmigration worlds.

3. Plenty of old-fashioned melodrama: car accidents, cancer, everyone falling for the protagonist, and so on. Logic is dead.

Coming soon: "Novel Invasion"

“Reporting, Captain. Luhua Neighborhood has been invaded by an apocalypse novel. A woman has bought out several supermarkets and purchased the grain and fruit from two villages. Some residents are showing signs of mutation. Should we take her into custody?”

“Reporting, Captain. The Ji family, the richest family in the south of the city, has been invaded by a melodramatic romance novel. A stranger claims the Ji family's young master is a fake and that he is the real young master. This morning, the Ji family found the two young masters in the same bed. The family's in chaos. Come see the drama!”

“Reporting, Captain. The wealthy neighborhood in the north of the city has been invaded by a matriarchal novel. The men there stay home every day to serve their wives and raise their children. Some of the men even wear veils when they go out to work. Yikes!”

“Reporting, Captain. Kang Le Children's Home has been invaded by a three-and-a-half-year-old genius story. A three-and-a-half-year-old darling not only speaks eight languages, but can people hear their thoughts?!”

“Reporting, Captain. The east side of the city has been invaded by an infinite-flow novel. A player with special abilities brought monsters out of the game world. He says he's going to become the ruler of the real world. Ah…”

“Reporting, Captain…”

When novels invade the real world, transmigrators, reborn people, and all kinds of extraordinary figures appear, bearing the will of their novels. The plots of these novels also threaten the real world's order and safety. The Novel Crisis Management Bureau is the agency responsible for handling these situations.

Captain Duan listened to reports coming in from every direction. Holding a glass by its stem, he tilted his head up at a 45-degree angle and gazed at the sky, sighing gloomily. “What a broken-down world we live in.”

He drained his glass of red wine and was about to go patch things up when another message came in.

“R-Reporting, Captain. Your neighborhood has been invaded by a rebirth novel. A large group of people who have been reborn are approaching you. They say you're destined to become the world's future destroyer. Some want to win you over (□□), some want to heal and comfort you, and others want to eliminate you completely!”

Duan Chunshui: “…Patch up my ass!”

Theme: Reject love that makes you lose yourself. Seek equality and independence, and surpass yourself.