After the Protagonists of Novels Invaded Reality

“Report, Captain. The Luhua Residential Complex has been invaded by an apocalyptic novel. A young man bought out several supermarkets and acquired all the grain and fruit from two villages. Some residents have undergone mutations. Should we take him into custody?” “Report, Captain. The Ji family, the richest family south of the city, has been invaded by a melodramatic novel. An unfamiliar man claims that the Ji family’s young master is a fake, and that he’s the real young master. This morning, the Ji family found the two young masters rolling around in the same bed. The whole family is in chaos. Get over here and enjoy the gossip!” “Report, Captain. The Fukang Residential Complex in North City has been invaded by a matriarchal novel. The men in the complex stay home every day to support their wives and raise their children. Some men even wear veils when they go out to work. Yikes!” “Report, Captain. The Kangle Welfare Home has been invaded by a three-and-a-half-year-old-child story. A three-and-a-half-year-old darling of the family is not only fluent in eight languages, but people can hear their thoughts?!” “Report, Captain. The eastern part of the city has been invaded by an infinite-flow novel. An ability-wielding player brought a monster from the game world into reality. He says he’s going to become the king of the real world. Huh?” “Report, Captain...” Fictional worlds were invading reality. One self-important protagonist after another appeared, accompanied by the will of their stories, threatening public order and safety. The Fictional World Crisis Management Bureau was the agency tasked with handling these incidents. Captain Duan, known as the “Protagonist’s Nemesis,” listened to reports coming in from all directions and climbed out of bed. A face pretty enough to be voted the bureau’s beauty queen was shrouded in the dark cloud of morning grumpiness. Just as he was about to head out and patch up this broken-down world, he received a new message. “R-Report, Captain! A rebirth novel has invaded! A large group of reborn people is headed your way. They say you’re the future world-destroying boss. Some want to woo (cough cough) you, some want to heal and comfort you, and some want to wipe you out completely!” Duan Chunshui: “...Patch up my ass!” Also known as: “Please Welcome the Next Protagonist” “Sorry, We’re Protagonists Too” “A Series of Stories About Self-Important Protagonists Suffering Through Their Reeducation” A bad-tempered, widely adored bottom versus a dual-faced top who reigns supreme in the battle for his affection [Reading Guide] 1. Updates nightly at nine before the book goes on sale. 2. The novels invading are not limited to those mentioned in the blurb, and they won’t appear in the order listed here. 3. Characters’ views in the story are for the sake of the plot and do not represent the author’s views. Next story: A Manual for Raising Wasteland Ghosts and Monsters Shu Lan transmigrated and became a trainee in the logistics division of the Wasteland World’s Anomaly Cleanup Bureau. In a wasteland where civilization had collapsed and technology and mutations competed across the barren landscape, Shu Lan witnessed all kinds of horrifying and absurd things at the Anomaly Cleanup Bureau. The bureau rotated through five shifts a day to keep watch over the anomalous creature 009, which looked a lot like a tapir that devoured dreams. Everyone stayed on high alert, afraid to close their eyes. So hungry that it could eat dreams, creature 009 chewed off the heads of over a hundred guards. The Bloodline Ghost, which looked a lot like a birth demon, sprouted strange, crimson bloodlines from the ground. When they burrowed into the bellies of countless pregnant women, the bureau’s ability users rushed to sever the lines, leaving countless fetuses lifeless and turning them into infant spirits. “...” Shu Lan made two discoveries: First: Ghosts and monsters still existed in the wasteland, but pollution had mutated them into even more terrifying, uncanny creatures. Second: It seemed that citizens of every rank in this world knew nothing about ghosts and monsters. Shu Lan, a trainee who had loved reading about ghosts and monsters since childhood, posted anonymously on the forum: Have Captain Lin, who’s always having nightmares, sleep beside anomaly 009. If you encounter crimson bloodlines, hold an umbrella over your wife. If eyes sprout on the walls of your house, don’t dig them out. The more you dig, the more will appear. Miss Chen’s belly isn’t getting bigger because she’s pregnant with someone’s child. There’s a belly ghost living inside her. The villagers of Luohua Village can’t tell the truth because they shared a beautiful “person” as a meal. Shu Lan kept helping everyone deal with polluted ghosts and monsters on the forum, until one day he received a message: “Do you know why you’re the only one in this world who can recognize polluted ghosts?” Theme: Break through illusion and enrich reality