Geto, Ally of Justice

Three Ways to Cook Brain: by Wu Xia It all began with a misprinted comic page. A minor incident in a higher-dimensional world can give rise to an absurd tale in a lower-dimensional one. At this moment, Xia Youjie's fate has already deviated from its original course. He had planned to kill the monkey's parents, Xia Youjie thought. But his adoptive father had been dead for a long time. Xia Youjie was a little confused by the ridiculous thought he'd had earlier. What was he going to do again? The will of the universe whispered in Xia Youjie's ear. Suddenly enlightened, Xia Youjie smacked his right fist into his left palm. "I'm going to become a hero of justice." High School Gojo's future aspirations: I can put whatever I want under the label of justice, right? Reborn Gojo's fake-villain career: I'll walk High School Gojo's path and leave High School Gojo nowhere to go. Gojo and Geto fall in love while beating up rotten higher-ups and kicking Brain's ass. Happy ending. Reborn Gojo x High School Geto [Mutual pining, doting on each other] Resolving the ideological differences between the original Gojo and Geto Arc One: The scientifically sound paranormal non-everyday Also known as: Even Though Jujutsu Is Strong, Science Is Really Amazing Arc Two: An unconventional galgame at Jujutsu High Also known as: How to Get the Whole World to Ship Gojo and Geto Naturally, and I Predicted That You'd Predict My Prediction Arc Three: Lostbelt: Shibuya, City of God Two Gojos, one Geto Coming soon: A Model Father-Son Relationship in the Jujutsu World A rumor is spreading rapidly through the underworld, the upper world, and everywhere in between: The Heaven-Sent Tyrant, who vanished twelve years ago, has returned after learning the Ten Shadows Technique! The Special Division investigates: The original family, the Zenin clan: Someone with a Heavenly Restriction can't have cursed energy. His guardian, 5t5: There's no way Hui-chan would go have fun without me. Fushiguro has been waking up with a sore back and aching all over lately, as if he sleepwalks through a marathon every night. Then one morning, he finds a freshly made breakfast that looks and smells delicious, with a note tucked beneath the plate: [Son, I'm your dad.] Fushiguro has a bad feeling, and then his phone starts blowing up. "This is Lupin. When are you going to settle your tab?" "Megumi~ If you're short on cash, you can do a mission for me. Gojo-sensei doesn't take a cut~" "My lord, when will the first sword be forged at the citadel?" "Darling, I got an invitation to the Suzuki Express. Let's go together." Fushiguro's whole body jolts. Then his face darkens, before he breaks into a wicked smile, crosses out the note, and writes on the back: [I'm your dad, son.] Two souls in one body: Megumi handles the daytime, while Toji works the night shift. Father-son affection like best friends, constantly sabotaging each other. Theme: Never submit to fate