Qi Ye is a bona fide trust-fund playboy, a notorious bad boy and ladies' man in his social circle. With the purest face, he hooks the wildest fish.
Then his family goes bankrupt, and his fiance calls off their engagement right there at the party.
In the chaos, Qi Ye falls into someone's arms.
A pretty boy, looking at him with cool, lovely peach-blossom eyes. A mole at the corner of his eye makes him look both seductive and playful, leaving Qi Ye's scalp tingling.
Qi Ye's player instincts are stirring.
As long as you move on fast enough, there's no sadness, only love.
He gives the pretty boy's soft waist a squeeze. “Hi~”
Everyone is so shocked they barely dare to breathe.
Gu Liuhan, a god-tier business magnate, radiates an icy aura that warns everyone to stay away. He hates being touched by men, yet in full view of everyone, he helps Qi Ye to his feet.
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Later, Qi Ye launches a series of increasingly determined attacks on Gu Liuhan, undeterred by every setback:
A whole bundle of cheesy pickup lines, plus a complete set of good-morning and good-night messages.
“Your little brother is handsome, cocky, and everyone's favorite, but he only has eyes for you.”
Gu Liuhan twirls his long, elegant fingers around a pen, screenshots the pickup line, then deletes Qi Ye.
“Young, successful, and confident. You're my precious baby~”
After blocking him several times, Gu Liuhan decides he's been reeled in enough and replies for the first time: “Am I your treasure or your backup?”
Little by little, Qi Ye realizes he's not the one fishing. The fish is the one reeling him in.
Gu Liuhan seems cold and indifferent, but every hook is perfectly placed, leaving Qi Ye completely at his mercy.
*
Much later, Qi Ye comes across Gu Liuhan's diary.
He falls silent for a moment, then reminisces around the lollipop in his mouth. “A few years ago, I got drunk and picked up a pitiful little guy. He was antisocial and strange, and after I'd looked after him for a while, he suddenly ran off...”
Gu Liuhan wraps an arm around his waist and interrupts obediently. “That was me.”
Flirtatious, devoted, elite beauty bottom x optimistic, roguish playboy top
Blurb for The Tea-Scented White Moonlight Keeps Bullying Me
Sang Luo is sharp-tongued and ruthless, the little prince of savage comebacks in the voice-acting world and the king of contrarians on livestreams.
Yet someone still has a special place in Sang Luo's heart: his white moonlight.
His white moonlight is small and soft, like a cotton candy, sweet and fragrant.
The only thing is, he never pays anyone any mind. He's cold as ice.
Sang Luo: So what if he's cold? Isn't his cuteness enough to save you?
The year they graduated, Su Yi vanished without a word. They lost touch, and when they met again, it was because of work.
Sang Luo was still Sang Luo: the whole world could go to hell, because he was the most important.
But his white moonlight, Su Yi, had changed completely.
Looking at the boy in front of him, eyes red and staring at him with a wounded expression, Sang Luo is bewildered.
Sang Luo: Where's my big, cool white moonlight?
Later, fans notice Sang Luo frequently showing up in the livestream of a certain comic artist.
He secretly watches him, secretly blushes, then puts on a serious face to critique his art.
Fans: I'm dying. What the hell is wrong with you?
And that's not all. He's started putting on airs of being cultured and pretending to be poor and miserable.
Fans: Let me read your fortune. This looks serious. You probably need long-term treatment.
Later, Sang Luo's Weibo bio changes to a single sentence: He is an ideal star scattered across the world.
Fans flood the comments: You're a savage little warrior scattered across the world.
Sang Luo posts a photo of Su Yi to announce their relationship, full of disdain. “I have a wife. Yes, I do.”
Fans: You don't, you haven't, and we don't believe you.
Until one day, at the National Animation Awards...
Sang Luo, a voice actor, steps onto the stage to accept an award. The person presenting it is the adorable yet cool boy in the photo.
Small, soft, and cool, with his face bright red, he kisses Sang Luo in front of everyone, then awkwardly pulls down his hat to hide his eyes.
“Your reward.”
Fans: What the hell!? A crossover of my dreams! The voice actor I follow voiced the comic I read, and he's dating the original creator?!
Sang Luo: Got a problem? Sit down and we can calmly chop each other up.
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At first
Su Yi, speaking in a soft, pitiful voice: “Bro, I don't feel well. Rub it for me?”
Sang Luo, blushing and looking away: “I don't think that's appropriate...”
Later
Su Yi tugs at his collar and lifts Sang Luo's chin, looking down at him. “Bro, I don't feel well. Rub it for me?”
Sang Luo: “...You're definitely up to something.”
Content warnings:
1. Both are each other's first and only partners, devoted bottom, devoted bottom, emphasized.
2. The bottom is quite duplicitous, manipulative, dark, and selfish, but he's wholeheartedly devoted to the top. He's a little cutie and an innocent flower in front of him.
Theme: Growing toward the sun
It's so magical!!! Love you!
With a cool fishing beauty like Sihasha and only one person in her heart, the XP party will be satisfied?
Claw_(:з∠)_
When will the next book be released?
I feel a little sad after reading this
Although I didn't see enough, I still congratulate you for finishing Spreading Flowers
Finished? Finished? Finished? Many of my extras are gone??? Mommy, so sad
Finished with flowers, congratulations to the author
Ah, it's over??? [Mango shocked] (To be honest, Gu Meiren has always felt like a Maine Coon cat to me. She looks domineering and sounds very soft and delicate; Xiaoye is like an ocelot, beautiful and wild. When I read the article, I kept thinking about the two cats...
The desire to survive is very strong hahahahaha