[Crossover] Did We Roll an Encounter Today?

[Please note: Since the story’s direction depends on the dice, this blurb is for reference only. Please refer to the actual story.] As a bewildering sorcerer who relies entirely on the dice for her moves, Anko once again weeps over the dice’s uncanny imagination. Why is an option on par with a Filthy Strike “Teacher Gojo and Principal Yaga have a heart-to-heart in bed, after which she gets pregnant with the Star Religious Group’s leader’s child”?! Why is the option that can break the seal on the Prison Realm “Dazai falls out of love with Chuuya’s motorcycle and takes it by force, then, with Akutagawa’s help, successfully claims Old Man Hirotsu’s after-sex cigarette”?! Why... why do I have to put up with all these bizarre options just to make an effective move?! Dice, wake up!!! Your poor master is called Anko, not Human Thunderbolt!!! Note: This was written after getting carried away with Anko. No pairings; the plot’s direction is entirely up to the dice. Currently featuring Bungo Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen, with Detective Conan, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Kemono Jihen as possible options. Theme: The human imagination has no limits.