My Younger Brother Isn't a Good Person Either

[Complete] [Next book: After Teasing Inumaki Until He Snaps, He Overthrows Me. The pairing is a crude, older woman who ran away from home and joined the Port Mafia x a good, teenage boy going through puberty, Inumaki. Launching October 23.] Yokohama Daily's front-page headline: "Genius Women's Singles Figure Skater Raisa Dostoevskaya Spotted in Yokohama!" What brought her to Japan? Our reporter is here to find out! Raisa: My younger brother did tell me not to go to Japan unless I had a reason. But you have to understand: my runaway little brother came to Japan, my idol Viktor came to Japan, and my buddy Yuri came to Japan. I just wanted to see what was so appealing about Japan that all these guys kept flocking here. Reporter: Did you find out? Raisa: ...No. Reporter: Did you find anything else along the way? Raisa: I found a boyfriend! The black-haired Slavic girl looked at the orange-haired young man standing behind the reporter and smiled. "Let's end the interview here. My boyfriend's come to pick me up!" ---Fake Blurb 2--- After eight generations of sons in the Dostoevsky family, they finally had a girl. President Dazai's father: Spoil her! Spoil her rotten! So they raised the younger-born rice ball to be a sister-obsessed little brother. When the rice ball learned that his sister had gone to Japan and started dating an executive at some logistics company, he smiled and decided to go after the PM Company. Rice Ball: Hmph. My sister's an idiot, but I'm not. This must be the bandage-wearing president of PM Company's scheme. Little Skit 1: Hat Rack: ...Stay away from me. I'm not a good person. Raisa: That's fine. My little brother isn't a good person either. Hat Rack: ? Little Skit 2: Boss Dazai: You're nothing like the younger brother I've heard about. Raisa: ? Why would I be like him? I'm the older sister. Shouldn't he be the one who's like me? Rice Ball: ...It's a good thing you're not alike. Also, please add my next book to your reading list. (I know I'm terrible at titles and blurbs, sob.) After Teasing Inumaki Until He Snaps, He Overthrows Me As Gojo's blood-related younger sister, Miko has abandoned her name and run away from home. Mr. Mori has given her a new mission: make good use of the sorcerer they got from the jujutsu world. The boy is only sixteen or seventeen, well-behaved and good-natured. Tease him a little and he blushes; tease him too much and he'll pull up his collar to hide the cursed seal passed down in his family... Miko (struggling): He's so cute! Just one more tease, just one! But she doesn't know that she's teased the boy too far, and he's taken it seriously. Inumaki types a message on his phone: Miko-senpai has taught me a lot. She's taught me how to kiss, how to live in Yokohama, and how to deal with the higher-ups... But there's only one thing I want to learn. He lets the shyness fade from his eyes and pulls down his mask. "[Sis, teach me how to love you.]" Gojo Satoru, who was just encouraging his student to bravely pursue love: I do not approve of this relationship!!! That's my sister!!! Miko, whose heart melted when he called her "Sis," quietly switches sides: You idiot, Gojo! What do you know! A few days later, the boy leans over and kisses the corner of her lips. "Sis." Miko, who now knows what he's really like: ...Can we make a deal? Could you stop calling me Sis from now on? In short, this is a story about a crude older woman and a beautiful teenage boy, Inumaki. The older woman teaches the boy how to kiss and how to pursue girls, only for him to use all those tricks on her, leaving her completely under his thumb. Lol. Little Skit 1: Miko: Poking the cursed seal.gif Inumaki quietly dodges. Miko (smiling): Why are you dodging? It's such a distinctive feature. Inumaki: Bonito flakes... Miko: Poking again.gif Inumaki hurriedly puts his mask back on and even raises his collar for extra protection. His face beneath the mask turns a quiet crimson, though it's hard to tell if it's from the warmth or embarrassment. Inumaki (typing): You can't poke it, but you can kiss it. When they first meet, the older sister is 24 and Inumaki is 17. She has dated before and is not a virgin. Reader's Notes: 0. The characters belong to the original works; any out-of-character writing is mine. (I even feel like I've let my favorite character down. My writing is so bad, I'm really sorry, sob, sob.) 1. This is my own alternate-universe take. Dazai and Chuuya are currently 18, while Raya and Rice Ball are 17. Their appearances follow the original designs, especially Rice Ball's. Dazai has just become the boss, and none of the other events have happened yet. 2. Taking the background of Yuri on Ice into account, this story begins in 2014. 3. I don't know much about figure skating. I'll do my best to research it, but there will definitely be errors. If you spot any figure-skating mistakes, feel free to point them out. I'll do my best to correct them. 4. Regarding her name, since Russian names have different endings for men and women, Raya's full name is Raisa Mikhailovna Dostoevskaya. 5. They are fraternal twins, one boy and one girl. 6. The intelligence of this story depends on the author's intelligence, which is not much. I'm an idiot, so please don't get your hopes up. 7. A crossover of Bungo Stray Dogs, male singles skaters on the Grand Prix circuit, boys who love boys, and the nation's darling learning ice dance. Thanks so much for reading my story, sob. Theme: Only by taking the initiative can you find happiness.