After Switching Bodies with Dazai [Crossover]

[This novel is scheduled to start on October 21. There will be three chapters on launch day, then updates will depend on when I have time.] What should you do when you wake up one day and discover that you've become a man? Saionji Seika: Thanks for asking. I'm at the Armed Detective Agency, and this is my first body swap. The situation is that he's having period cramps while I'm booking gender reassignment surgery. (Not really.) After swapping bodies, Saionji Seika not only had to convince herself to accept her "losses and gains," but also got the experience of a strange man barging into her room. She even nearly got beaten up. The young lady Saionji decided that this life of constant danger could go back to the body's original owner. She'd rather keep having period cramps. As for how to switch back... The first time, the condition for switching back was meeting in person. The second time, it was holding hands. The third time... At this rate, would she one day end up sleeping with herself while using this man's body? Saionji Seika choked back a sob. "I'm just an ordinary rich young lady. Why is fate treating me like this?" A certain bandage-wasting device replied, "I have a way to solve your troubles. Please die with me!" The young lady watched as the man used her face to invite her to die with him, and struggled to resist the urge to flip the table. With so many people in the world, why did she have to swap bodies with this one in particular?! (A headstrong young lady with an unconventional way of thinking who grows over time x Dazai, who's not quite as dark) Visit my profile for: Completed story: Finding His Brother, Nakahara Nakahara: An adorably sweet hat-sibling duo. Upcoming stories: A Certain Witch's Yokohama Journal: What do you do when your worldviews don't match? Make the best of it! School Life Starting at Three: A peaceful, ordinary school life? Not a chance. Want Your Eyebrows Transplanted, Akutagawa?: The world's best hair transplant surgeon invites you to come in. A friend's new story: How I Ended Up Being Given a Romance Script by Mr. Nakahara While Vacationing in Yokohama: A romance plot was forced on me. (An aloof, sharp-tongued, self-obsessed young lady with a cold disposition x Yokohama's most alpha hormone factory. CP: Hat Rack.) Notes: 1. Severe OOC, no logic, and full of plot holes. 2. A crossover of Hypnosis Mic, Kamisama Kiss, Noragami, In/Spectre, and Bungo Stray Dogs. 3. Short story. May become a paid story depending on how things go. I'm treating it as a birthday present to myself. Premise: No matter who you are, you deserve to embrace the world.