Reborn as the Scum Gong in the Crematorium

[Coming Soon: After the Amnesiac Dragon-Pride Protagonist's Sickly, Beautiful Fiancé] [Coming Soon: I'm Waiting for You to Regret It, What Are You Waiting For?] See the bottom for synopses.

Reborn as the scum gong in an old-school "regret and win them back" novel where the love interest switches partners, Yu Anlan opens his eyes to find himself already bankrupt. With nowhere else to turn, he seeks refuge with the antagonist. Although he eventually earns back a fortune worth over a hundred million, he fails to deal with the leverage left behind by the original owner and ends up dying miserably on the streets.

Reborn once more, Yu Anlan remembers the one lover who treated him well in his previous life. He plans to settle down and build a life with him, and never interfere with the original novel's plot again.

But he never expected Jian Xi, the sweet and obedient canary who had been so docile around him in his previous life, to have been a black-hearted lotus whom nobody dared to provoke as a teenager.

And even less did he expect that this time, Jian Xi had also been reborn with his memories, plotting every move to avenge his past self.

Little scene:

At last, Yu Anlan has bought back the mansion he owned in his previous life. He remembers how, when he rescued the boy, the injured Jian Xi had trembled as he followed him back to the mansion.

He pins Jian Xi against the windowsill facing the garden, his expression playful. "Back then, were you pretending to be hurt so you could hide from me on purpose?"

Jian Xi's face flushes. He struggles, then gazes at him with those dark eyes and puts on a sweet, obedient expression.

Yu Anlan tightens his arms around him and growls, "How dare you make me worry..."

* A protective, over-the-top gong who wants to be a better person x a black-lotus, crazy little fishing-type shou

* 1v1, happy ending, both reborn, building wealth and making it in the entertainment industry

* Both leads have their obsessive tendencies, but they'll work hard to rein themselves in for each other, climb out of the mire, and become more positive

☆ The author's completed works:

A Guide-and-Sentinel Second-Chance Romance, dual rebirth, an introverted beauty gong x a dark sentinel shou~

The Creator's Simulated Sandbox Game, a main god gong x a shou who is a fragment of a demon seed, a quick transmigration story with a wild premise~

I Accidentally Got Tangled Up with a Younger Green-Tea Vengeful Ghost, a silly, mutually-pretending sweet romance, domineering movie star x green-tea fallen god~

To Escape, I Became a Popular Manga Protagonist, a hot-blooded, chuunibyou no-CP story about escaping an endless-loop manga world~

★ Coming soon, please add to your reading list QwQ:

After the Amnesiac Dragon-Pride Protagonist's Sickly, Beautiful Fiancé: The lovesick dragon-pride protagonist's quest to win back his husband goes, snap, and falls apart~

[Awakens to his own identity, but forgets his ten-year bond with the dragon-pride protagonist, a sickly, beautiful senior brother, the original novel's tragic, beautiful, powerful antagonist gong & The dragon-pride protagonist's path takes a sharp turn, falls into his senior brother's trap, a straightforward puppy-like shou who transmigrated into a book and became a sword venerable]

# The sickly, beautiful senior brother he worked so hard to coax into becoming his fiancé, plop, ran away

# The villain was supposed to be tragically beautiful and powerful, so why did he get even more delicate after losing his memory?

# Damn it! The dragon-pride protagonist's lovesickness can't be cured.jpg

* The gong will gradually regain his memories, mainly through doing all the intimate things he and the shou used to do together

* A sweet little romance, sweetness +++++

* 1v1, happy ending

★ Main gong coming soon, no. 2:

I'm Waiting for You to Regret It, What Are You Waiting For?: A fake second male lead rises to the top in a "regret and win them back" story, but the real couple live a secluded farming life in the mountains~

As a half-demon of mixed blood, You Zhao has been hated by the sect since birth.

So when an opportunity comes along,

where all they have to do is send him to serve as a medicine vessel for a god in the Immortal Realm to obtain a precious spirit vein,

Wanxuan Sect, which had taken him in and raised him, agrees without hesitation.

They claim it's for his own good. As a half-demon, he gets the chance to enter the Immortal Realm.

If he's lucky and the god takes a liking to him, he could rise from sparrow to phoenix and even lay a phoenix egg.

What's there to complain about?

You Zhao's resistance comes to nothing. After half a year of torture in the Immortal Realm,

he finally gets the chance to strike back and escape the celestial palace.

But the moment he steps through the palace gates, a bolt of heavenly lightning strikes him dead.

Only then does he learn that he's the protagonist of a "regret and win back your wife" story.

He's fated to become entangled with his future husband, a god,

to suffer three hundred chapters of abuse, and then be swept along by the Heavenly Dao into a lovey-dovey ending after the god repents and gives him a title.

*

After You Zhao dies,

he is reborn as a mixed-blood dragon egg, just as he first enters the sect.

He hatches early and trains with all his might, reaching a new cultivation level in less than ten years.

He tries every possible way to escape the plot, but each time an unexpected obstacle stops him at a crucial moment, and he ultimately gets sent to the Immortal Realm.

Then, while escaping through the palace gates, he is struck dead by heavenly lightning and starts over.

By his thirtieth rebirth, You Zhao has decided to give up.

He throws caution to the wind, causes a huge ruckus at Wanxuan Sect, and flees to the depths of a desolate mountain, where spiritual energy is scarce.

He plans to survive until the ten years before the story begins. When the immortal envoy comes to abduct him again, he'll blow up his spiritual core and start over. He'll enjoy one life at a time while he can.

Unexpectedly, in the depths of the desolate mountain, he finds a strange black-clad sword cultivator.

The sword cultivator seems highly skilled and is doing just fine in this place where spiritual energy is scarce.

But he doesn't know how to use a storage ring or send a spiritual message, can't tell east from west, and can't even summon his own life-bound sword.

You Zhao: Hey, brother, are you a wild man?

*

He and his wild-man brother rely on each other in the desolate mountain.

They go from living next door to each other to sharing a bamboo hut, farming and cooking, making a life in the wilderness feel warm and fulfilling.

You Zhao teaches him the basics of the cultivation world and guides him through his first steps in cultivation.

Sometimes he can't help letting slip a little about his past, thinking of the other man as a taciturn pen pal.

He assumes their relationship

will naturally end when the other man remembers his real identity and leaves the mountain.

But then,

ten years pass before they know it, and the time arrives for the story's heart-and-body-torturing plot to begin.

Knowing he can't defy the Heavenly Dao, You Zhao prepares to leave the mountain so his good brother won't get caught up in it.

But plans can't keep up with change. Before he can leave, the main plot comes looking for him.

Faced with the immortal envoy and the Wanxuan Sect elders he's killed countless times, You Zhao plans to talk nonsense and lure them away first.

But then his good brother, who has always "been unable to fly on a sword," raises his greatsword

and cleaves the immortal envoy's carriage in two. Hovering in midair, he stands guard over the valley, his expression colder than You Zhao has ever seen.

You Zhao: Huh? You can fly on a sword?

# I'm waiting for the regret-and-win-you-back plot. What are you waiting for here?

# Wooden, iron-block sword cultivator: To wait until I can steal the groom and take his place (serious face)

[Awakens to his own identity, reborn countless times and no longer wants to live, the original protagonist of a regret-and-win-you-back story, a free-spirited, beautiful half-demon gong & An old antique who transmigrated into a book, stubbornly follows one path to the end, a ruthless man of few words, sword cultivator shou]

* The gong is half human and half dragon, a half-demon

* 1v1, happy ending

Theme: Take responsibility for your own life, and you can protect the people you love and yourself.