I'm Waiting for the Crematorium, What Are You Waiting For?

[Second Male Lead Takes Over, New Bottom]

As a half-demon born of mixed blood, You Zhao was despised by the sect from the moment he was born.

So when an opportunity arose to send him to serve as a medicine vessel for an immortal lord of the Celestial Realm in exchange for a precious spiritual vein, the Wanxuan Sect, which had taken him in and raised him, agreed without hesitation.

They dressed it up as a good thing: as a half-demon, he could make his way into the Celestial Realm. If the immortal lord took a liking to him, he might even rise from sparrow to phoenix and hatch a phoenix egg. What did he have to complain about?

You Zhao's resistance came to nothing. After more than half a year of torture in the Celestial Realm, he finally found a chance to strike back and escape the immortal palace.

But the moment he stepped through the palace gates, a bolt of heavenly lightning struck him dead. Only then did he learn that he was the protagonist of a "chasing your wife to the crematorium" story, destined to become entangled with his future husband, the immortal lord, suffer three hundred chapters of abuse, and then be swept along by the Heavenly Dao into a happily-ever-after after the immortal lord repented and gave him a title.

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After You Zhao died, he was reborn as a mixed-blood dragon egg, back when he had just joined the sect.

He broke out of his shell early and trained furiously, reaching a new cultivation realm in under ten years. He tried all sorts of ways to escape the plot, but every time, some mishap blocked him at a crucial moment, and he ended up being sent to the Celestial Realm. Then, while escaping the palace, he was struck dead by heavenly lightning and started over again.

By his thirtieth rebirth, You Zhao decided to give up.

He went on a rampage at the Wanxuan Sect, then fled straight to the depths of a desolate mountain, where spiritual energy was scarce. He planned to live out the ten years before the story began. When the celestial envoy came to seize him again, he would blow up his spiritual core and start over, enjoying each life for as long as he could.

Unexpectedly, in the depths of the desolate mountain, he found a strange black-clad sword cultivator. The cultivator seemed powerful and was doing just fine despite the lack of spiritual energy, but he didn't know how to use a storage ring or send a spiritual message, couldn't tell east from west, and couldn't even summon his own natal sword.

You Zhao: Hey, buddy, are you a wild man?

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He and his wild-man buddy depended on each other in the depths of that desolate mountain.

What began with living next door to each other turned into sharing a bamboo hut, growing crops, and cooking. Their wilderness survival became a cozy life full of simple pleasures.

You Zhao taught him the basics of the cultivation world and guided him through his first steps in cultivation. Sometimes he couldn't help letting slip things about his past, treating the other man as a quiet pen pal.

He had thought their relationship would naturally end when the other man regained his memories and remembered who he was, then left the mountain.

He never expected ten years to pass before he knew it, bringing them to the start of the plot, where body and heart would both be put through torment. Knowing he couldn't fight the Heavenly Dao, he prepared to leave the mountain so his good friend wouldn't get caught up in it.

But plans couldn't keep up with events. Before he could leave, the main plot came knocking.

Facing the celestial envoy and Wanxuan Sect elders who had killed him countless times, You Zhao planned to babble nonsense and lead them away.

Instead, he saw his good friend, who had always "been unable to fly on a sword," raise his heavy sword and cleave the envoy's carriage in two. He hovered in midair, guarding the valley, his expression colder than You Zhao had ever seen.

You Zhao: Wait, you can fly on a sword?

#I'm waiting for the crematorium, so what are you waiting for?

#The wooden-headed sword cultivator: Waiting to steal the bride and take over, seriously

[Awakening to the truth · Reborn countless times and doesn't want to live anymore · Original protagonist of a crematorium story · Dashing half-demon beauty top & Old-fashioned transmigrator · Sticks to one path to the end · Ruthless and sparing with words · Chosen-one protagonist script · Sword cultivator bottom]

* The original protagonist awakens to the truth, and the transmigrator who was the second male lead takes over

* The top is half human and half dragon, with a half-demon body

* This is actually a farming story, hehe

* 1v1, happy ending

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