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[Coming soon: My World Will Explode If I Go to Work. See the blurb at the bottom. Please visit my author page and add it to your favorites.]
1.
Sheng Han, the campus heartthrob at B University, a walking bundle of hormones and a straight-as-an-arrow man, has an extreme fear of gay men after being harassed by one in high school.
He thought college would free him from the harassment, but the moment he entered his dorm and saw his roommate, Sheng Han froze.
His roommate was tall and fair, with striking, delicate features and a cool, distant air. At a glance, he was obviously gay.
Sheng Han, terrified of gay men, was utterly devastated. Without saying a word, he shoved his suitcase under the bed and went to a bar with his friends.
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He heard that a new female bartender had started working at the bar, and that she was incredibly beautiful, with eyes that seemed to smile and a bewitching allure.
Sheng Han didn’t believe his friends’ description until he saw the bartender himself.
Sheng Han: I’m in love!
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Sheng Han began pursuing the bartender, Ivy, with everything he had, and things seemed to be going very well.
They embraced on the beach and were intimate in the closet.
He held her tightly around the waist and savored her legs. They kissed beneath the fireworks.
Everyone thought Sheng Han was about to find a partner, and Sheng Han himself thought so too.
Until the day he planned to confess his feelings.
He watched the female bartender take off her dress, remove her wig and makeup, and change into men’s clothes. Right in front of him, she became his aloof roommate.
Sheng Han: “…”
2.
Sheng Han was heartbroken.
The female bartender he liked was a man, and he was also Sheng Han’s roommate!
His beautiful roommate was actually a cross-dresser!
By day, he was the untouchable beauty of the campus and an aloof genius. By night, he put on women’s clothes and became an alluring, elegant cross-dresser who could steal anyone’s heart!
He! Had! Actually! Kissed! A man!
Sheng Han was numb all over, but his roommate didn’t seem to care. If anything, he acted even more affectionate toward him.
After that day, his roommate often changed into women’s clothes in front of him. Sometimes he would approach with his snow-white back bared, a hair tie between his lips, and a face so beautiful it was almost unbelievable. He always smelled lovely, too. After drinking, he would seek Sheng Han out for cuddles and cling to him, lying across his lap and acting spoiled.
And he even wore black stockings and stepped on Sheng Han’s thigh.
Foot-fetishist Sheng Han: “!!!”
Later, Sheng Han realized he had fallen for a man.
Later still, his beautiful roommate cornered him in a cubicle. “Stop looking at women. Look at me instead. I’m pretty too, aren’t I?”
Sunny, affectionate big puppy dog with eight-pack abs, straight-guy seme × aloof genius by day, cross-dresser by night, uke
Reader’s Guide:
1. The uke cross-dresses.
2. This is a self-indulgent story written to indulge the author’s kinks. I hope to attract readers with the same tastes. If they aren’t your thing, don’t force yourself to read. Feel free to close the story at any time. Kisses!
3. Blurb dated July 18, 2022. It may be revised, but the core premise won’t change.
Coming soon: My World Will Explode If I Go to Work
Blurb:
Gu Yishui was bound to a System.
System: “I am the will of the world. This world just went through a crisis, and as it was being devoured, I hurriedly bound myself to you as you passed by.”
System: “From now on, you must not get angry. If you get angry and your heart rate gets too high, I’ll break, and the world will explode.”
System: “Ninety-nine percent of the times you’ve gotten angry have been because of work. So you can’t go to work anymore!”
Gu Yishui’s eyes lit up. “Will you give me a hundred-billion-yuan system fund?”
System: “No.”
Gu Yishui asked expectantly, “Will you give me a rich second-generation identity?”
System: “No.”
Gu Yishui: “Will you give me a golden finger?”
System: “No.”
Gu Yishui: “...Then if I don’t work, you’ll support me?”
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Lu Cheng came from a wealthy family. As the head of the Lu Corporation, he controlled A City’s business empire.
One night, Lu Cheng awakened a superpower: foreseeing the apocalypse.
Lu Cheng: “…”
The ability was completely useless. By the time the apocalypse arrived, he’d already be dead.
But lately, his doomsday alerts had been going off one after another.
[Beep, beep. Countdown to the end of the world: 60, 59, 58, 57...]
Lu Cheng: “???”
He rushed out of his office and ran into a manager trying to pin the blame on an employee. While waiting for the apocalypse, Lu Cheng happened to step in and help the employee.
The doomsday alert stopped.
Lu Cheng: ?
He began keeping an eye on the employee, Gu Yishui.
When Gu Yishui took the blame for his boss and lost his bonus:
[Beep, beep. Countdown to the end of the world: 20, 19, 18, 17...]
When Gu Yishui was framed by a colleague and lost his performance bonus:
[Beep, beep. Countdown to the end of the world: 15, 14, 13...]
Lu Cheng: “…”
When a manager took credit for the results Gu Yishui had secured:
[Beep, beep. Countdown to the end of the world: 15, 14, 13...]
So one day, that unpredictable, high-and-mighty, incredibly capable Mr. Lu was passing an office when he heard someone spreading rumors that the company’s junior employee was about to be forced out by the boss, who wouldn’t even offer the legally required severance package. In front of everyone, he slid to his knees and rushed toward Gu Yishui.
“Holy crap, no! We never wanted you to leave! It’s all rumors! Bro, please don’t get angry!”
Gu Yishui: ?
Everyone: ?
Theme: Life may have its ups and downs, but that’s all right. Everyone shines in their own way. We should strive to improve, stay positive, and meet hardship without fear. Through hard work, life can become even better!
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It's like this. My rich girlfriends are even better at grabbing coupons than I am.
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He was homophobic and fell in love with a man at first sight
When I went to college, I found that there was no admission gift package at all. I couldn't adjust it well. The admission gift package was an all-in-one card, freshman admission handbook, Study Pass account number, campus network password, and if you got a data card, it also came with a souvenir.
[Purple sugar] kswl [Purple sugar] kswl [Purple sugar] kswl [Purple sugar] kswl baby attack [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
I can't do it. Author, I started reading your articles in 2011 [laughing]. I even used a computer at that time. Even though I lost my account, you can still hit me so accurately. Oh my god, you poke me in every article [please]
The baby's keen eye recognizes the dog's attack [dog head]
There is a Yadi in the family that needs to be inherited.
It's like this. My rich girlfriends are even better at grabbing coupons than I am.
Something's wrong, doesn't he know how to touch other people's things?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha😂 I got [Orange Candy]
He was homophobic and fell in love with a man at first sight