How to Make a Straight-Laced Man Fall for a Gorgeous Tease

[Pre-orders: A Succubus and His Nemesis Get Pregnant When They Cuddle, and My Pretty Roommate Wears Women’s Clothes to Tease Me. Blurbs are at the bottom. Please visit my author page and pre-order!!!!] [Remember to read the content warnings before you start!] 1. Lou Chu lost a game of truth or dare. A hardcore straight guy, he was forced by his buddies to download a gay dating app and casually arrange a hookup with some guy. The other guy agreed right away, sent him a hotel and room number, then promptly went offline. Lou Chu: “...” The hotel was nearby. Lou Chu had only planned to go over, apologize to the guy in person, explain things, and leave. But when the door opened, the boy standing behind it was wearing nothing but a shirt. His slightly long hair fell over his shoulders, and his beautiful eyes seemed to smile. He wrapped his arms around Lou Chu’s neck without a second thought. Lou Chu felt his nose grow hot. He reached up to touch it... and found that his nose was bleeding. . The next day, the university held its orientation. Heard there was a cool, aloof genius among this year’s freshmen named Qian Zhishui. He was incredibly smart and his grades were absurdly good, but he was proud and didn’t talk to people much. Then Lou Chu saw him. Lou Chu was stunned. The aloof genius from the rumors was the boy from last night! And there were bite marks on his neck that Lou Chu had left?! Lou Chu: “...” . When they met again at the orientation, Qian Zhishui quietly hooked his finger around Lou Chu’s. Lou Chu pulled his hand away and solemnly announced, “Yesterday was an accident. I’m straight.” But when Lou Chu went outside to take a call, he happened to see Qian Zhishui smoking around the corner. Through the drifting smoke, their eyes met. Lou Chu saw another upperclassman about to take him away. “Where are you going?” he called to Qian Zhishui. Qian Zhishui turned around. “What do you think?” A certain thought crossed Lou Chu’s mind, and his thoughts went blank. Without thinking, he stepped forward and grabbed Qian Zhishui tightly by the wrist. “You’re coming with me.” “...” 2. Qian Zhishui has two secrets. First, he isn’t aloof. He has severe social anxiety. Second, he’s been in love with Lou Chu for ten years. That day, he’d just returned to the country when his friend called and told him Lou Chu had lost a game of truth or dare. His friend asked him to think up a nasty dare. Qian Zhishui: “Make him download a gay dating app and meet the nearest person.” After hanging up, Qian Zhishui immediately went to a hotel near Lou Chu. Then he put on a shirt and practiced the expression he’d been working on for ages. “Ding dong.” Half an hour later, the doorbell finally rang. A seemingly aloof but actually socially anxious, sweet and adorable, longtime secret admirer, genius, bottom × A straight guy turned gay, clueless about love, loyal, top Reader’s guide: ① Both are virgins! Each other’s first love!!! The upperclassman who was about to take the bottom away in the blurb is just a friend! ② Warning 1: This is a secret-crush story with both the top’s and bottom’s perspectives. It’s marked as primarily from the bottom’s perspective because he gets more page time. Readers who are extreme top fans or bottom fans may not enjoy it. Warning 2: The central plot revolves around misunderstandings. The story follows a pattern of misunderstanding and then clearing it up. If that’s not your thing, please click away. Don’t force yourself to read it! Warning 3: It’s all made up, set in a fictional world that’s very far removed from reality. Don’t try to relate it to real life or scrutinize it with real-world logic. Logic fans, fact-checkers, and realists, turn back now and run! [Pre-order blurbs below] A Succubus and His Nemesis Get Pregnant When They Cuddle 1. As a succubus, Su Xing is incredibly smart and stunningly handsome. Wherever he goes, he’s the center of attention, a walking landmark. Until Lu Xiuhan came along. Taller than him, better-looking than him, and a little better than him at everything. The succubus lost his temper on the spot! Su Xing competed with him until the skies darkened and the earth split, fighting tooth and nail. In the end, the girl Su Xing liked confessed to Lu Xiuhan instead. Su Xing: What the hell?! The night he got his heart broken, Su Xing drowned his sorrows in alcohol. His succubus heat happened to arrive, and, riding the effects of the booze, he grabbed some random guy and went to bed with him. When he woke up and saw the reproductive mark on his lower belly, Su Xing cursed under his breath. Damn, he was pregnant. Once a succubus is pregnant, they have to give birth to the child. After careful consideration, Su Xing decided to find the man. Late at night, he kicked the man’s door open. “Anybody home? Huh? Your daddy’s pregnant! Come out and greet me!” “Bring me something tasty to eat and drink. Don’t make me move and risk upsetting the baby!” “Don’t think you can shirk your responsibility. You made this mess, so you’ll deal with it!” “It’s fine if you don’t know who I am. Just think of it as raising two ancestors!” Lu Xiuhan lazily raised an eyebrow. “Sure.” Seeing his nemesis standing by the door, Su Xing froze. Su Xing went stupid. Su Xing turned to stone. #I Slept With My Nemesis?# #I’m Carrying My Nemesis’s Baby?!# . Lu Xiuhan used to be a contestant in an infinite-flow game. He pulled so many outrageous stunts that after he blew up ten instances, captured seventeen instance bosses, and destroyed twenty-five worldlines, the System found an excuse to force him to clear the game and dumped him in this world. A society governed by law, a harmonious society, where everything was filled with love and peace. So. Boring. System: I’ll bore you to death. That night, Lu Xiuhan went to a bar. He’d barely had a couple of drinks when he saw Su Xing staggering toward him, drunk. With a pair of bone wings spread behind him, his slender tail wrapped around Lu Xiuhan’s arm, and his whole body pressed against him. He tilted up his misty eyes. “Wanna sleep together?” Lu Xiuhan touched his horns. Oh? A succubus? Now this was interesting. Bored by the world / human weapon / master of outrageous stunts / lunatic / top × short-tempered succubus / I’m your daddy / loves getting riled up / lunatic / bottom Theme: Come on! Be brave and pursue love! Make the most of your youth and live up to your best years!