Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Jing Huan's closest cousin was “the other woman” in a popular, large-scale online game. She fell for someone, only to learn that he was a jerk with a girlfriend.

After being cyberbullied by people in the game for days, his cousin left the country in a fit of grief and anger.

Jing Huan couldn't let it go. He decided to avenge her the way a man would: buy a game account and kill the scumbag ten thousand times in the game.

With his skills and the reputation of a top player from the game's launch, driving the guy to quit would be a piece of cake, right?!

He charged into the game, fired up for a fight, but after doing some investigating, he discovered that the scumbag was the server's top damage dealer, the number-one player on the rankings, the richest player, the most popular player, and the most famous player.

In short: no chance.

Jing Huan was dejected and about to give up when he saw his roommate meet his online date in person, only for the date to turn out to be nothing like their photos, to have used a voice changer, and, worst of all, to have conned his roommate out of money. His roommate was almost traumatized into the hospital.

Jing Huan was suddenly enlightened. After comforting his roommate, he ordered an expensive voice changer that very night and had it delivered to their rental apartment.

Also known as: I Bent Myself, Honey, Do You Think My Adam's Apple Is Sexy?, and Saying “Love You” While Thinking “Fuck You”

Online dating scam | Straight guy gets bent | Keyboard-based online game | Voice changer warning

The love interest isn't a scumbag, and he didn't cheat with the protagonist's cousin.

No sweet romance tag.

Content warning: Lots of online gaming content. Just have fun.

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