[New Story: The Face-Creation System Made Me a God! Please add it to your collection!]
Blurb:
"Please teach me the secret to getting people to hate me!"
Teruhashi Hanasei, bound to the "Universally Disliked System," asked her master this with complete sincerity after observing him for a long time.
Giyu: "...?"
"You must have some unique tricks to be this good at being a demon, right?"
With a notebook in hand and an eager-to-learn attitude, Teruhashi Hanasei charged into the Paradise Faith, all to learn the cult leader's true techniques.
Douma: ? (Can't smile)
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When it came to the System's missions to lower the favorability of specific targets, Hanasei thought it would be easy.
But as she tried her best, she found that she and her targets were never on the same wavelength.
They were even astonishingly good at reading things into her actions and raising their favorability instead!!
Scene 1:
After hearing Geto Suguru say that he hated monkeys, Hanasei had a sudden inspiration and shouted out that she was the Monkey King herself!
Hurry up and hate her!
"Pfft." Instead, Geto rubbed her head and laughed nonstop.
Hanasei: "Do you have any manners?"
Scene 2:
Seeing how tiny Nakahara Chuuya was, Hanasei decided to dance on his sore spot and gave him a pile of calcium supplements.
"Don't spend so much money. Didn't you say a while ago that you were so broke you couldn't afford food?" Chuuya said awkwardly when he received the gift.
Hanasei: "Is that really the point??"
Scene 3:
Seeing Denji looking as pitiful as a puppy, Hanasei hardened her heart, pointed at a photo of Wangcai, and told him it was his long-lost brother.
"Awesome! Woof!" Denji immediately pounced on Hanasei, leaving her stunned.
Hanasei: "Is something seriously wrong with your brain??"
Scene 4:
Looking at Gojo Satoru in his sunglasses, Hanasei decided he looked just like a street performer and promptly gave him an erhu.
"Are you going to teach me this, Hanasei?" Gojo confidently took the erhu and played a tune that pierced her ears.
Hanasei: "...Help!!"
Scene N:
At last, after learning from her masters, Hanasei did something bad right in front of her mission target.
Surely their favorability would drop this time!
"Hmm? Someone might catch you doing that. Want me to help?" One of her targets eagerly joined in!
Hanasei: "This is ridiculous! Aaaah!"
Even after finding masters who could perfectly teach her how to be universally disliked, Hanasei still couldn't escape the fate of having her actions read into and her favorability increased.
Once the System finally understood how terrifying Hanasei's universally beloved constitution was, its hand trembled as it held a cigarette.
System: "Thanks for asking. This is the worst batch I've ever had."
#Why does their favorability only go up, like they're on some kind of hormone?# #You're the ultimate champion of reading into things!# #I'm tired, just destroy the world already#
Reader's Guide:
1. This is still a satisfying, feel-good harem story. If you know the Teruhashi family's genes, you know.
2. Lots of characters get picked on, but they ultimately read into things and forgive her (?).
3. OOC warning. Includes characters from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., Jujutsu Kaisen, Bungo Stray Dogs, Demon Slayer, Chainsaw Man, and more.
4. Hanasei said she couldn't pick on Mista unless the group had four people, so I had no choice.
Please add my new story, The Face-Creation System Made Me a God!, to your collection!
Blurb:
After taking part in a game review, I got a face-creation System and decided to mess with the NPCs.
Based on the NPCs in the original game, I created several tragic, beautiful, and powerful characters. I then put on their secret identities and caused trouble or tried to clear their names right in front of the original NPCs.
To make the characters' feelings more compelling, I gave them all the same "white moonlight": me, someone who could never possibly exist.
Game Jujutsu: Blood Sacrifice characters: [Curse User Megumi] [King of Curses Toji] [Justice Sorcerer Fake Geto]
Game The Decline of Literary Masters characters: [Master Criminal Ranpo] [The Truly Kind Russian, Dostoevsky]
Game Chronicle of Taisho Elegance characters: [Demon King Tanjiro] [Demon Pillar Muzan]
Game Who Killed the Famous Detective characters: [Mastermind Touko] [Detective Gin]
Game Godfather characters: [White Magic Curse Boss Tsunayoshi] [Tenth Vongola Boss Byakuran]
More characters to come.
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I had the time of my life playing out the secret identities' love triangles, mind games, and schemes.
The native NPCs who were put through the wringer by these characters learned of their tragic pasts and their white moonlights, and looked at them with sympathy or understanding.
They even imagined all sorts of reasons for their schemes.
NPCs: "You'll find her one day."
Me: "Wait, that's not..."
I checked in on the game's progress from time to time, stunned by how my secret identities were developing.
In the end, things got out of hand, so I hurriedly deleted the save and pretended nothing had happened.
But I never expected this! The worlds eventually merged, and the game became real. The characters from my game were all alive!
I died of embarrassment on the spot, and then ran into some familiar NPCs afterward...
"I'm not my own white moonlight! Help!"
Theme: Treat others as you would like to be treated, and don't let them down.
The classic masterpiece in the history of literature, the live-action movie version of "I Am a Dog" written by the author Denji, will be released in Yokohama! (Teacher Natsume pats
Denji: Hey, dwarf, that's my wife, what are you doing! ! ! !
Chuuya:? Dirty——
Help hahahahaha this voice actor joke
Brother Kao: I'm tired
Hahahahahahaha
Everyone is so awesome, isn't it awesome?
Haha, Denci Gou has a strange idea.
"When the innocent female JK turns into a dominating demon"
Now that we have returned to the real world, why is there still consciousness in other worlds? Kyubey has been devoured. As for the content of this cage, it's not the author's interest, haha. In fact, it is written that Dazai saved his lover who had part of his feelings swallowed up, and his thoughts and spirit (don't they mean the same thing, haha) were merged by Kyubey as a thank you. This kind of he is also quite good.
The classic masterpiece in the history of literature, the live-action movie version of "I Am a Dog" written by the author Denji, will be released in Yokohama! (Teacher Natsume pats
Denji: Hey, dwarf, that's my wife, what are you doing! ! ! ! Chuuya:? Dirty——
Help hahahahaha this voice actor joke Brother Kao: I'm tired Hahahahahahaha
Everyone is so awesome, isn't it awesome?
Haha, Denci Gou has a strange idea.
"When the innocent female JK turns into a dominating demon"
I'm so tired that my little angel is gone?
Oh hoo! OK, the electric dog is ecstatic!
Dog hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Now that we have returned to the real world, why is there still consciousness in other worlds? Kyubey has been devoured. As for the content of this cage, it's not the author's interest, haha. In fact, it is written that Dazai saved his lover who had part of his feelings swallowed up, and his thoughts and spirit (don't they mean the same thing, haha) were merged by Kyubey as a thank you. This kind of he is also quite good.