[Screenshot taken on 10.26]
I am lucky enough to be misunderstood no matter what I do. I can be pulled into the police station as a suspect and interrogated even if I stand in line. Even a dog passing by would kick me.
The bastard co-worker, Bandage Man, taunts me every day, saying that I am a good person.
After awakening my superpower, I randomly used it on a person passing by.
Within a few days, that person took a bullet for me, and tremblingly longed to touch my hand, and said with a sad face: "My rose... My beloved, don't be sad for me, even if I die, I will protect you in heaven."
Me: "?"
Brother passerby, do we know each other?
After the man finished speaking, he grinned and burped.
I didn't understand what superpowers were, so I randomly selected a few lucky passers-by and well-meaning colleagues to use their superpowers again.
As a result, every time I went on a mission, I was unscathed. There were always good-hearted people and unlucky colleagues who took the knife for me.
This wonderful scene left colleagues stunned for a moment.
Soon rumors spread in the company, saying that not only was I showing mercy, but a bunch of people were trying to kill me.
My image began to become more inscrutable.
Having become the scumbag Sea King inexplicably, I was full of doubts: "???"
If you keep doing this, I'm going to change jobs!
The winery next door looks great.
Everyone in the winery: Don't come over!
Or should I go to the Panxing Sect opposite to be an exchange student?
Leader: Grass. (A plant)
Or join that group of dark-looking rats.
Rat in the Dead House: ...(At that moment, they wanted to abandon the darkness and turn to the light)
The power is so easy to use, you can choose any job.
# Ability is 100% to be escaped by death##walking god of death##·forced heartthrob##Their love brains are indeed so desperate that they must live and die#
Food guide:
①The third person of the text is an OOC sandboxing heartthrob article! Zongshu Hui, Wenye, Conan, etc.!
② Death escape, as the name suggests, means "dead" and "escaping", but there is still a chance to come back, Schrödinger's death (?).
③The protagonist's special ability can make people have a 100% favorable impression of the protagonist at the moment of death escape.
④Persecute a group of people and see who will be lucky enough to be on the escape list? Anyway, leader Jie must have it. Jie: ... Listen to me and thank you.
Purpose: Don't be humble in your feelings, let your body know who is the real master.