[Crazy criticism + Xiong Jing + Shura field] (original title "Why am I surrounded by perverts?")
"In my previous life, I was imprisoned without a wife, but in this life I will be in a flock of warblers."
The widowed king Qi Ran traveled through time, and it was still an ABO world, but she was a pure woman and had to pretend to be B.
She thought she was holding the script of an ordinary person's inspirational story about getting promoted, but in fact, she was holding a drama that pitted a few kings against each other with crazy criticism from many acting kings.
Qi Ran was on his way to work.
The weak little O said "Oh" and fell in front of her. I felt pity for him when he saw the pear blossoms and the rain.
She turned and left.
No money was blackmailed, thank you.
Qi Ran stood on the street.
A beauty winked at her, and the atmosphere seemed to become increasingly ambiguous.
But she reminded her kindly and kindly: "The gum in the corners of your eyes is glowing."
Qi Ran was checking his cell phone at work when he received a strange text message.
Are you wearing pink underwear? So cute.
"...?" She replied expressionlessly: "White, whiter than the day of your first seven days."
Qi Ran came home and saw bloody blood dripping from the table. There was a piece of paper next to it with a line of bright red and twisted words on it.
[I like it so much, I like it so much, I will mark you... And become one with you.
She used this piece of paper to wrap up the cat's poop without changing her expression, "Tsk, there's less paper. Stinky cat! Too much poop!"
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As the only pure woman in the new ABO world, Qi Ran, who doesn't know why she was widowed.
She sneeze when she smells the strong smell of pheromones, and dodges faster than anyone else when she sees someone approaching her. She encounters abnormal anonymous text messages, pornographic books, and strange gifts.
She expressed the doubts of a widowed king: "Huh?"
Everyone is so enthusiastic.
But the enthusiasm was too much.
So Qi Ran decided to find these guys who were harassing her and teach them a lesson. As a result, the people around her were extremely normal, and she had no idea who did it!
She was dumbfounded for a time, thinking that she was the one who was abnormal.
"So that's how it is." She was deeply aware of the loneliness and vicissitudes of the non-locals, and finally decided to join in instead of being a guest.
Question them, understand them, become them!
You send indescribable text messages, and she sends indescribable text messages to everyone.
You write bloody love letters, and she writes world-shaking love letters to Schrödinger's lover.
You give some strange gifts, and she uses them with a little embellishment to give them to Schrödinger's lover.
As a result, after she mastered the operation, she became inexplicably popular and even got promoted. Everyone in the world thought that she decided to change the world for the sake of "Schrödinger's lover" to warn everyone.
Qi Ran looked confused: "Huh? Ah, yes, yes."
In the end, those who harassed her often quarreled in front of her, madly claiming that they were the "Schrödinger's lover."
Qi Ran spread his hands, revealing the prince's second doubt.
Why did you start fighting?
No one fights her? She hasn't finished acting yet!
#The first time I was a mad critic, I still haven't finished it##I have been widowed for a long time, people are crazy and shed tears##Wait a minute, are you a widow? #
Food guide:
① This is a heroine who wanted to become an upgraded laborer, but she became a partner of Hai's crazy workers without knowing it (no).
②The novel is fictional, mainly for fun. If you encounter such people in reality, please run away!
③All the members are evil, but the heroine has a unique style of painting. All the crazy idiots are very good at pretending. There are A/B/O of all genders. Everyone is looking for trouble. Guess who they are?
④ It is roughly a single arrow with all members, Shura Field, a very sober, crazy and funny strange literature.
Motto: Protect yourself no matter where you are.