Pre-order: You Asked Me to Stream Fortune-Telling, So Why Are You Catching Wanted Criminals? [Metaphysics]. Blurb below.
Pre-order: I Made It Big in Showbiz Through Extreme Sports. Blurb at the very bottom.
After Ye Qin collapsed from working overtime and was rushed to the hospital, she was issued a "death notice."
The next day, her boss was wondering how to contact Ye Qin's parents when Ye Qin showed up at the office to submit her resignation.
Boss: Y-y-you're not...?
Ye Qin: I guess it's a medical miracle.
Veteran office drone Ye Qin was so overweight from overwork that she nearly died of a heart attack, but unexpectedly became bound to a weight-loss check-in System.
[Ding-ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, you've activated the weight-loss check-in System. Since you have less than 26 hours of life left, please lose 0.25 kg within 24 hours.]
[Crash dieting is not advisable. Please try making a nutritious, balanced weight-loss meal and lose 0.25 kg, Host.]
[Congratulations, Host, on completing your stage goal: lose 3 kg in two weeks. You've earned a prize from the grand prize wheel.]
A former coworker discovers that Ye Qin, once a 996 workhorse, often posts travel photos on her social media.
A former boss discovers that Ye Qin, once a menace in the kitchen, has become a food blogger who shows off her impressive cooking skills!
Her ex discovers that his fat ex-girlfriend has become a famous internet celebrity and even received an invitation to Fashion Week!
Someone who failed to get back together with her submits a post under an alternate account, exposing Ye Qin's past as an overweight woman so her fans can see her true colors.
Netizen A: Damn, she's so inspiring. I'm a fan!
Netizen B: Weight loss and plastic surgery are real! I'll pay a fortune for her tutorial!
Netizen C: I'll pay a fortune for the tutorial and her ID number.
Ex-boyfriend: ...
[Reader's Guide: Please Pay Special Attention]
1. Weight loss should be approached scientifically. Make a plan based on your own circumstances. This is essentially wish fulfillment, not a scientific account.
2. This story does not promote body anxiety or appearance anxiety. Health is what matters most. That's the whole point of this novel.
3. I'll add more if I think of anything.
Pre-order: You Asked Me to Stream Fortune-Telling, So Why Are You Catching Wanted Criminals?
The Taoist temple on the mountain was struggling to make ends meet. When the abbot heard that streaming fortune-telling could be profitable, he sent his last disciple, Nan Feiyan, down the mountain to start streaming.
Nan Feiyan, whose pockets were emptier than her face was bare, looked at the antique Nokia in her hand, then at the wanted posters on the bulletin board.
Nan Feiyan: "Wanted for fatal assault. Five hundred thousand yuan for information!"
Fortune-telling streams don't pay. Might as well go catch wanted criminals!
A fortune-telling streamer who could predict the future with uncanny accuracy appeared on Tomato Live. Every time she streamed, she managed to catch a wanted criminal. She was even more effective than Zhang Tianwang's concerts!
Netizens refused to believe it and flocked to debunk her.
"What era is this? Are people still peddling supernatural nonsense?"
"How much did they pay to hire all those online shills?"
Half an hour later, the police announced the capture of the perpetrator behind a notorious series of murders from years ago, and thanked the young Taoist Nan Feiyan.
The livestream audience was stunned.
"This streamer is the real deal. Can she tell fortunes about anything else?"
Looking at the huge gifts her fans were sending,
Nan Feiyan: "Sure, sure, I'll tell your fortunes. I don't know anything about catching wanted criminals. I just tell fortunes, that's all."
Some wanted criminals: "Bullshit. Keep spinning your ghost stories. Other fortune-tellers tell fortunes, but you take lives! You damn..."
Pre-order: I Made It Big in Showbiz Through Extreme Sports
Ling Xiao transmigrated into a wish-fulfillment showbiz novel and got a new identity as a minor cannon-fodder character.
Character profile: all brawn and no brains, vain and troublesome, and, to top it all off, short-lived!
Looking at the two months he had left to live, Ling Xiao could only scoff. What was the point of being reborn like this?!
System: Don't lose heart! Take part in sports and win first place. Other people earn money, you earn extra life. It's fun and exciting!
Ling Xiao: ...Speak plainly.
System: Win championships in extreme sports to earn more life and stay alive. Plus, there'll be handsome men and beautiful women too [you know what I mean.jpg].
After a video of him throwing himself at someone and getting rejected went viral, everyone thought Ling Xiao would either leave showbiz or be blacklisted.
Then, a month and a half later, #LingXiaoJoinsTheCapitalCityMarathon started trending.
At the starting line of the Capital City Marathon, the arrival of the Mu family's young master drew everyone's attention, except Ling Xiao, who was tying his shoelaces.
His crouched pose made his black athletic pants look like leggings, and the taut muscles under his shorts made the crowd's blood race.
130 minutes later, Ling Xiao was the first to cross the finish line, setting a new amateur marathon record.
Fans who had followed him for two hours: "!!!"
After the race, a reporter asked Ling Xiao, "Are you considering joining the national team?"
Ling Xiao politely declined. "I'm a fickle person. I can't handle this kind of professional sport."
Later, his fans realized he really was fickle.
Hang gliding, rock climbing, rafting, off-road racing: if it was thrilling, Ling Xiao was up for it. He was best at getting people's hearts racing.
Wait! What's this football team under your name, big shot?
Fans: You didn't join the national team, so you made your own? Do you remember that you're supposed to be doing extreme sports?
Ling Xiao: Is there any sport more extreme than leading an entire men's football team to victory?
Fans: I guess you have a point?
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Damn it, I always thought Aunt Li's son was the male protagonist.
It was really fun to watch at the beginning, but in the last few chapters I just wanted to skip and read, and the ending was too hasty.
Unfortunately, when I was watching it, I always thought Aunt Li's son was the male protagonist!!!!
I thought the male protagonist was the neighbor's aunt's son
So the reward is to leave the system. What kind of reward is this? The punishment is almost the same. And is that Long Jinping the companion who saw the heroine's tears in the car? Or that instructor?
Finally finished reading it!! Throw flowers!!!
If people can finish reading it, then it is a good work.
Awesome, awesome, you are awesome! Come on, come on, come on! Awesome, awesome, you are awesome! Come on, come on, come on! Awesome, awesome, you are awesome! Come on, come on, come on!
After following a few articles, I found that the author doesn't seem to like extras.
It's beautiful, but it's so short!!