I Became the Villainous Master's Beloved

A gaming otaku wakes up inside the script of a danmei game, in the role of the villainous master Yan Wuxu. In the original story, the villainous master Yan Wuxu devotes himself to his career, yet is scorned by his entire sect and by both the immortal and demonic factions. In the end, his adored little disciple, Feng Wu, kills him with a single sword thrust. Even as he dies, he smiles: This master is happy to help you achieve your glorious ascension to immortality. This time, Yan Wuxu complains that the villainous master treats beauty like dirt. He has a face so gorgeous it surpasses even the game's character model, yet wastes his life away. So he changes into a new outfit every day. Feng Wu: Master, stop this. I don't want to be your enemy. Yan Wuxu, busy picking an outfit: Huh? Feng Wu: Do you want me to agree to retire with you in the mountains and spend eternity by your side? This disciple can't... Yan Wuxu: No. I want you to agree to stay away from me. Feng Wu: ??? His fellow disciples all think this is one of Yan Wuxu's wicked schemes. They keep testing him, only to find that he not only spends every day changing outfits, but has even stopped avoiding the valley's food! Yan Wuxu: Senior Brother, these greens are nicely cooked, but they need some spice. Perfected Master Shensu: These were meant to feed the rabbits... But go ahead and eat them. Yan Wuxu: Nephew, how did you make these noodles taste like hot pot? Liushang: The pot caught fire, so they taste burnt... Oh, I'm glad you like them, Uncle-Master. Even the immortal and demonic factions think Yan Wuxu is practicing some evil art! Immortal Lords: Yan Wuxu is... kind of cute after practicing that evil art. Demon Lords: Who knew that kid was so beautiful? Just when Yan Wuxu thinks he can settle down and enjoy being a single-player gamer, his little disciple Feng Wu comes looking for him with a sword. Yan Wuxu thinks: Why is he trying to kill me this time?! Feng Wu: Master, are you busy? Yan Wuxu hurriedly chews his osmanthus cake: I am. Feng Wu: Since Master has been busy lately getting closer to your fellow disciples and elders (eating and eating), and brightening our sect's reputation (changing outfits every day), I do have something to discuss with you, but I wouldn't dare disturb you. Yan Wuxu: What is it? Feng Wu: I'm so jealous that Senior Brother can make osmanthus cakes for you. I, on the other hand, only know how to study the immortal path, and can't take good care of you. Having a disciple like me must be a burden to you. Yan Wuxu: Uh... Wait, is that the scent of green tea?! * The newly beloved, miraculous makeover-loving beauty bottom × the former chosen, adored-by-all, white-lotus-gene-mutated green-tea top * The original bottom regarded looks as dirt, devoted himself to his career, but had an unrequited love for his disciple. The original top was the chosen, cheat-enabled white-lotus hero, and everyone helped him eliminate the bottom. Now the top has evolved into a green-tea schemer to pursue the bottom. * One-on-one, both virgins, each other's first love. Mostly funny and lighthearted, with little angst. Theme: Some green tea really gets under your skin.