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Qingchuan Lan is an unlucky monster cursed with "any place I live will be destroyed by an accident, guaranteed." After gobbling down ten curses, he is recruited by a certain white-haired, rotten teacher to join Tokyo Jujutsu High. At last, it looks like his housing problem will be solved
Then the special-grade curses all come together to break into his home.
Qingchuan Lan: In this malicious world, only Senior Inumaki can bring me a little warmth.
Senior Inumaki's bright eyes when he smiles, the sweet taste of the throat lozenges he shares... The instant Cursed Speech immobilizes him, Qingchuan Lan thinks he's fallen in love with Senior Inumaki at first sight.
The King of Curses, watching the show: I know this one. Remember three things: roses, hair gel, and a declaration of love.
Qingchuan Lan says he's got it
"Senior, I like you. Please go out with me!"
"Bonito flakes!"
*
Inumaki Toge has a crush on Lan, a first-year student, but he knows Lan is face-blind. Lan even called Fushiguro by his name.
The Cursed Speech user, unable to have his name recognized by Lan, thinks he has no chance.
Then the weird and wonderful Lan suddenly runs up and loudly confesses.
Inumaki Toge rejects him on the spot: There has to be some kind of mistake!
Later...
The great monster corners the one he loves against a wall, his fingertips gently tracing the serpent-eye curse markings.
"I like you, Inumaki-senpai..."
"Do you understand now?"
Bound by vines, the Cursed Speech user stares dazedly, his voice hoarse: Stop, stop...
Tps:
#Original male lead tops x pure-hearted Inumaki bottoms
#OOC warning
#Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen, with some everyday monster anime mixed in (Natsume's Book of Friends, the modern era of Inuyasha, and The Youngest Son of an Elderly Cat)
#May include a silly one-sided crush from Sukuna; all others are family/friendship
#Everyday life, everyone survives (except Mahito and Kenjaku); plot goes up to the Shibuya Incident, with some major changes
[Check out my completed stories!]
Jujutsu World: The Apostles Attack: Jujutsu Kaisen + Evangelion, come see Kaoru and Shinji at Jujutsu High!
Overlord Is Once Again Fighting the Air: Overlord crossover, crack pairing of Ainz x Okkotsu
[Check out my new story, A Guide to Raising Five Catboys]
After finishing a job for Mr. Mori, you find a game console.
Curious, you turn it on and see a white-haired boy in a dragonfly-patterned kimono.
As you watch him, he seems to notice something too, and looks up at you beyond the screen.
Meeting those catlike, ice-blue eyes, you make up your mind.
You're going to raise him.
You diligently raise Five's affection level.
One day, Five tells you he's been locked in this house for ten years.
You're furious.
You decide to help Five escape the Gojo estate.
Using your ability, "Reversed Fantasy," you enter the game world
**
The Gojo clan's divine child has been afflicted by a mysterious curse.
Everyone is on high alert, setting up layers of guards.
But even so, their "Six Eyes" are taken away...
*
With all your pampering, Five seems to have gone a little wrong.
Looking at the growing number of NPCs with angry vein marks on their foreheads in the background,
you touch your conscience.
Cats just like to play! What have cats ever done wrong?
In the end, you successfully raise Five to adulthood.
Watching Five happily play around on the screen, you feel a little lonely.
...If only Five existed in real life, too.
*
Although you occasionally work for Mr. Mori, you consider yourself an ordinary gaming and anime nerd.
You rarely go out, and your neighbors think you're a weirdo.
But you're a good person, so when you see a monster from a game clinging to your neighbor's shoulder, you wave at the air in front of you and make it disappear.
You tell Mr. Mori about it.
Mr. Mori asks worriedly if your ability has gone out of control.
You think he's tactfully saying you're hallucinating.
On the way home, you see a man who looks exactly like Five walking toward you.
As soon as he sees you, he grabs your hand and interlaces his fingers with yours, coming right up close to nuzzle you without a hint of personal space.
"Caught you~"
But you can't feel anything in your hand.
Thinking you must be confusing reality again, you walk around him and keep going.
Ignored, Five grabs you by the back of your collar, looking unhappy. "I even came all this way to pick you up~"
"Aren't you awake yet... Kongyue?"
*
Asakawa Kongyue, caught by the nape of fate, suddenly remembers.
The real him is actually ■■■
And his ■■ is called
"Reversed Fantasy"
"When reality and fantasy can be switched at will, how will you decide which one is real?"
Theme: A young monster and his jujutsu sorcerer companions face hardship together and build a beautiful, harmonious jujutsu world.
Isn't it okay for immortality seeds to grow slowly?
What are you doing! ! I'm all ready for r18, and this is the result! ?
Five thousand is really a very subtle number. Is it the founding tree of the Chinese nation? No way, no way, it's from Xia Chao (there is a reasonable association)
Wow, this reminds me of the Tree Sage in a comic I read when I was a kid? It's An Ran with short light green hair and a smile.
There is also the gender-changing tree card in Cardcaptor Sakura, the grass and trees are super beautiful!
Hahahahaha you can cut it
Ah, your finger biscuits and the packaging bag are so clean, hahaha
You have to become the pillar of Qingxue! Hahaha
Cotton swab! ! ! Get the cotton swab! ! ! (Excited?)
Is Jie here? Woohoo, don't let Mr. Gojo go around in circles and he's still alone QwQ
Strange unified impulses: cutting the real person along the line, taking out the brains and shabu-shabu, trying to touch the dog curly spell, trying to lose Jay's bangs (?),
Extraordinary body shape difference and height difference
Isn't it okay for immortality seeds to grow slowly?
What are you doing! ! I'm all ready for r18, and this is the result! ?
Five thousand is really a very subtle number. Is it the founding tree of the Chinese nation? No way, no way, it's from Xia Chao (there is a reasonable association)
Wow, this reminds me of the Tree Sage in a comic I read when I was a kid? It's An Ran with short light green hair and a smile. There is also the gender-changing tree card in Cardcaptor Sakura, the grass and trees are super beautiful!
Hahahahaha you can cut it
Ah, your finger biscuits and the packaging bag are so clean, hahaha You have to become the pillar of Qingxue! Hahaha
Cotton swab! ! ! Get the cotton swab! ! ! (Excited?)
Is Jie here? Woohoo, don't let Mr. Gojo go around in circles and he's still alone QwQ
Strange unified impulses: cutting the real person along the line, taking out the brains and shabu-shabu, trying to touch the dog curly spell, trying to lose Jay's bangs (?),
Extraordinary body shape difference and height difference