Pre-collection: "Live Broadcasting the Daily Life of Rich Cannon Fodders in the Immortal Cultivation World"
Ending: "I give you the pen, you write [sand sculpture]"
Copywriting of this article
As we all know, Yu, a popular celebrity, made her debut because she was chasing stars. She knew animal language and picked up a highly intelligent rabbit. She just wanted to appear on the love show "Pet Love" with her idol. She was still short of a pet, so she looked around and found no one to claim it, so she decided to adopt it.
Because it can communicate, this rabbit is super easy to raise. Except that it is a huge fan of idol rival Jia Lutu. Every time he quarrels with her and loses, he runs away from home. It would be fine anywhere.
A certain actor surnamed Lu who turned into a rabbit due to a genetic disease and was caught after escaping several times: "..."
In the drama opposite her idol, Yu Qingqing, who had always only smiled and stared, amazed everyone with her acting skills. But afterwards she was full of regrets: This was a fight scene, she kicked her out with a teasing kick, and the idol's eyes were wrong at that time. You are a stupid little brat and taught me this.
During the date, other actresses "raised fish" and she raised rabbits. Netizens praised her for being artificial but innocent. She looked aggrieved again: I really want to flirt with idols, but the little bastard is pretending to be sick to trick me, woo woo woo.
After the drama ended, the idol invited Yu Qingqing to film a movie together, but she still stayed with him.
Until one night, she kissed the rabbit's three-petal mouth and hugged it to sleep. When she woke up, she saw such a big idol—
Yu Qingqing:? ? ?
She packed her bags overnight and planned to leave the circle and run away, but Lu Tu, who was known for his coldness and abstinence, blocked her in the corner and kissed her. His eyes were red and his voice was aggrieved: "You didn't say you wanted to hold me and sleep with me forever, why are you running?"
[Yu Qingqing's daily routine of raising rabbits]
"Be good, let me take a bath with you."
Rabbit's frantic refusal was ineffective, he closed his eyes in despair, and soon began to bleed quietly from his nose.
"Hey, man, he actually has balls."
Rabbit:......
"I heard that pets have a docile temper after being neutered. I'll make an appointment for you at noon tomorrow so that you won't scold me every day."
Rabbit:? ? ?
#This is actually an article about raising cubs#
#RabbitZi is also a cub#
1v1, he (screenshot taken on 2022.4.6)
Thanks for the bottom picture of Gugu eating cakes in the middle of the night~
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Copywriting of "Live Broadcasting the Daily Life of Rich Cannon Fodder to the Immortal Cultivation World":
Fairy Jing Yan was so infatuated with Jian Zun that she fell off a cliff to save him. Jian Zun got a great opportunity, but when she was about to die, he married her popular concubine.
Jing Yan: "I have a silly saying here, I don't know if I should say it or not."
Only after her death did she find out that she was the control group in the novel "Cannon Fodder Concubine Bound to the Heartthrob System", responsible for the vicious female supporting role of pretending to be stupid and crazy, and she was also a book wearer.
Binding the belated Baojing live broadcast system, the plot returned to the moment when the sword master was about to fall off the cliff. Jing Yan sneered and kicked the person down. He was so happy that he had a great opportunity to ascend immediately.
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Jing Yan flew back to modern times, and was shocked to find that she was still the control group.
The twin sister who grew up in adversity has both good character and academics and many talents. She started her career to make money to pay off her late mother's debts. She followed her rich father since she was a child, but she was uneducated and had no skills. She only knew how to be infatuated and buy and buy. Her sister had a good career and love, but she became a victim of a wealthy marriage and died in depression.
Catching a sheep is hard work, right? OK.
She turned on the treasure mirror's live broadcast function to the world of immortality. The monks watched her play the role of a happy wealthy wife who stayed alone in her empty house, and she could receive spiritual plant elixirs and spiritual pets as rewards from them.
Facing her eccentric father who wanted to make up for her sister, she acted like a child and cried, but then turned around and showed how to invest and manage money in the live broadcast room. She became rich overnight and her eccentric father lost his pants.
Facing the green tea sister, she seemed to be losing ground, but she compared her concubine sister with her in the live broadcast room and simultaneously revealed the secrets of tea appreciation. Her number of fans increased by one million. Jian Zun, who was recovering from his injuries, watched the live broadcast and silently followed her.
Facing her wealthy husband who was indifferent and refused to return home, she frantically expressed her love and complained in the live broadcast room, determined to spend all his money and make him die in depression.
When he woke up, Bai Yanjun was inexplicably bound to a treasure mirror live broadcast room: "???"
Small theater 1:
Jing Yan looked shy and gave him a hand-made love lunch.
In the live broadcast room, "Hahaha, I sent him a lunch box!"
Bai Yanjun: "?"
Small theater 2:
Jing Yan was filled with admiration and tied a hand-knitted scarf on him.
In the live broadcast room, "Look, look, do I look like I'm walking my dog?"
Bai Yanjun: "!"
Small theater 3:
Soon after, the entire immortal world was shocked by her talent.
——How to make that tenth-level elixir, please!
Jing Yan: "Purify in a steamer and condense the elixir in an oven to understand."
——The beast I rewarded was clearly an ancient ferocious beast, but it could actually be tamed?
Jing Yan: "Oh, it turns out it's you, the anonymous bitch." (Kicked out of the live broadcast room)
Purpose: Caring for small animals