I Am the Boss of the Whole Family and Will Provide for You in Old Age.

Pre-receipt: The junior sister of Sword Sect is a tentacle type Ending: Cultivation of immortality depends entirely on replenishing membership Copywriting of this article In the small town of Xiu Xian, there is an ordinary family of five: the father is a butcher, the mother is a dancer, the sister is farming, and the brother is carrying bricks. I am the busiest in the family. I sleep for so long every day, and I have to find time to watch the four of them, so as not to become a comparison group for the heroine's family as written in the book. They think they hide it deeply, but in fact I know it all—— My father is a fugitive Buddhist from Fanyin Temple. His merits are immeasurable. If he doesn't work hard to kill, he will ascend instantly. I have ascended several times, but it really doesn't mean much. My mother is the king of hell in the ghost world. She works in the underworld. When it comes to exorcising ghosts, no one is more professional than her. Except for me, I am not only more professional than her, but also better than her in the underworld. [In the book, they are trapped by their identities and die together. My sister is the reborn villain boss and is familiar with the plot. She only wants to carry out her evil in this life. Every time she does bad things, she makes me close my eyes. But I don't know that I can do it better than her even with my eyes closed. My brother will pick up a "grandpa" the day after his engagement is broken off, and his luck will be unfavorable from then on, but he will also be unlucky and cannot defeat me. [In the book, my brother helped the heroine kill my sister and regretted committing suicide. And I—— I am nothing, I definitely haven't gone through 999 times fast, I am definitely not a loser, I am 100% unable to lift my shoulders, I am weak and unable to take care of myself. My dream is to eat, sleep, buy, buy, buy, be the most useless rice bug, and raise the happiest old age. [In the book, I died where I started, not even old. I:? ? ? I'm here to provide for the elderly, so support me, all of you! [Family Diary] Dad: Erya seems to have inherited my flawless wisdom and is worthy of being a Buddhist child. Mother: My dear, I do things like this in the underworld. It would be a pity not to dominate the ghost world. Sister: Xiaoke, sister is willing to give you blood on your hands in exchange for your innocence for the rest of your life. Brother: The magic treasures I picked up can no longer be piled up. I hope my sister will be more generous with her money. Me: No, no, yes, yes. 1V1, he~ (screenshot taken on September 4, 2022) ---------------------------------- Pre-receipt: The junior sister of Sword Sect is a tentacle type #The heroine has three views, but not many# #cybercancer player, see the flowers and lose the people, die# #This article is also known as "I prefer you to call me Dad"# "My good sister, I want to change my life in this life. The master who dotes on you and the junior brother who loves you is mine." The twin sisters were reborn in their mother's body. The younger sister landed first, and the sisters' names and fates were exchanged. Sister: 6. In my previous life, I didn't remember until I died a thousand years old that she was not a native of the world of immortality, but an unlucky player who came through the cyber game. Alien creatures invaded, she exposed her tentacles for the guardian sect, her master imprisoned her as a monster in a forbidden area, her senior brother took her blood to make elixirs, her second senior brother chopped off her tentacles to make weapons, and the younger junior brother she bought back no longer had any look of admiration, only disgust in his eyes. They relied on her repeated miraculous achievements in the war and became a savior hero in the eyes of the world. However, she was tortured until her limbs were broken and she died silently. So, whoever wants to go to that kind of ghost place can go there. She has not helped the poor in this life, and she is curious about how far people in that field can go on their own. ** Kunlun Mountain Sword Sect has a lineage that is notorious for its misfortune. The master and the disciple are approaching their end. One of them is crazy, and the other has a broken Dantian. They are old, sick, sick, and disabled. Together with the newly recovered baby girl, they have gathered together the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled. One day, Chitose, who was starving, was waving her tentacles and raising her sword to cut vegetables and cook for herself. She was caught by the master and the apprentice at the same time. The master who lies down every day and waits for death: Hey, when a person is about to die, just do whatever you want - I can't bear it, you have so many sword-holding postures, but none of them are right! Senior brother who was about to go crazy: Haha, I am really crazy for thinking that my junior sister is an octopus spirit - next time you want to eat anything, just call me, your severed hand fell to the floor. The second senior brother who had half of his Dantian repaired said: Damn, I was so scared that my Dantian was shattered - take this bag of spiritual stones and roll down the mountain to swim. Don't come back to bother me before you finish spending it. You will feel dizzy if you have too many hands. After waiting for a long time, Chitose was neither imprisoned nor refining elixirs and weapons, and was taught swordsmanship, cooked food, and gave money to spend: Huh? ** At the auction, Prince Long Qi was imprisoned in a cage but he was not in a hurry. He knew that his senior sister would take him away today. She was good at everything, but it was a pity that she was a monster. In his previous life, he felt disgusted and regretted it after she died. In this life, he will still rely on her tentacles to refine elixirs and weapons. When he succeeds in seizing the rightful son, he will make her a concubine. She will definitely be grateful. He couldn't wait to leave with Qian He who came here specially, leaving behind the dying little slave. Discovering that the little slave also has dragon blood, all he can think about is Chitose causing trouble: ecstasy. Small Theater 1 Master: "Chitose, what a good name. The person who named you must have good wishes and hope you live a long and worry-free life." Chitose: "No, those players want me to die. They mean to harm Yiqian." Master: "..." Master: "It doesn't matter. As a master, I just hope you are healthy and happy." Chitose: "(Looking at the people with missing arms and legs on the ground) I am very healthy, (listening to their desperate wails) I am also very happy. It's great. I live up to Master's expectations." Master: "???" Small Theater 2 Junior Brother: Chitose, can I call you Ah Sui? Chitose: (Wildly waving his tentacles and whipping him to force him to fight) No, I still prefer you to call me daddy. Purpose: Caring about family, loving life