The Rotten Oranges Begged Us to Leave

Tags and warnings: Short story, SatoSugu (no fixed roles), YuujiSukuna, first-person narration

Blurb:

One day, the higher-ups of the jujutsu world all had the most absurd dream.

In the dream, Gojo Satoru had his left arm around a former Special Grade curse user wearing a Jujutsu High teacher's uniform, and held the legendary ruthless King of Curses by the hand with his right. Grinning, he walked up to them and said, "You rotten oranges, I'm retiring with my newly sworn brother. See you never, you MFs!"

When they woke up, they were horrified to discover that this freaking wasn't a dream!

Don't be fooled by the blurb. This is just a heartwarming little story (?) about a bunch of goofy otaku temporarily switching identities with the original characters and causing trouble in the jujutsu world.

The author's writing is at an elementary-school level, and some characters may be slightly out of character. Please don't flame me if you don't like it. Thanks for your cooperation (*^▽^*)

Theme: To prevent a certain famous manga artist from killing off characters in the finale.