Curry-Flavored Mackerel

A Bungou Stray Dogs crossover, with short birthday stories and lots of headcanons. The timeline has been heavily altered.

First-person POV warning. First published on Jinjiang.

Blurb:

In my fourth year of being obsessed with the "Stray Dogs," I finally worked up the courage to cosplay with two close friends.

We had plenty of funding, excellent props, and faithful costumes. The only "fly in the ointment" was that all three of us had somehow picked the wrong scripts.

Just picture it: Ranpo, an ice cream in one hand and ramune in the other, sitting on a shipping container at the port and watching his subordinates fight while he snacks;

Chuya being politely escorted by the police to a murder scene, then discovering after analyzing the case that he doesn't have enough brainpower, so he promptly grabs the soul of the victim, who hasn't even been reincarnated yet, and decides to cheat;

Oda working diligently as a corporate drone in the Ability Division by day, then returning home at night, tying on a floral apron, and cooking for two best friends with level-nine life skills deficiencies. What a bizarre sight.

Heavens: Thanks for asking. I can't imagine it, so all of you get your asses to Yokohama!

CP: Oda and Dazai, Chuya and Ranpo

P.S. None of the above scenes will appear in the actual story.

The author's writing is at an elementary school level, and some characters may be slightly out of character. If you don't like it, please don't flame me. Thanks for cooperating (*^▽^*)

Theme: What does my name being Oda Sakunosuke have to do with liking Dazai?