The Boss Doesn't Have Long to Live

A crossover centered on Bungo Stray Dogs! No sweetness, no payment!

Blurb:

Rumor has it that the Port Mafia's current boss, Xing He, is frail and sickly, has no special ability, is softhearted, and is pure and easy to fool (?). By all accounts, he's a good man in the truest sense, someone who shouldn't be in the Mafia.

Some say he's merely a puppet boss controlled by the five executives.

Others say he's terminally ill and won't live past twenty-five.

The people in the know have this to say:

The Mafia's top lady: The boss does seem a little too thin. He needs to eat more.

Loli-loving old man: Alice likes the boss more than me? That's so sad.

Hat Rack: Huh? You're pointing at this guy, who can fight me for hundreds of rounds without either of us winning, and saying he's about to die?!

Honest Guy: The boss is really nice, and he even agreed to wear the clothes I made for him (so moved).

Bandage-Wasting Device: Another unpleasant day of being interrupted while trying to drown myself~

Droopy-Eared Rabbit: The boss is absolutely not weak!

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