The Max-Level Green Tea Rules the Horror Film

[Happy, green-tea office-worker shou x cool, unhinged producer gong] Yu Taxin had worked himself to the bone. When he accidentally ended up inside an endless series of life-or-death horror movies, he decided to let loose. Office workers should happily slack off every day! In the supernatural horror movie, everyone else was diligently completing their tasks. Yu Ta took an interest in a young man. Not only was he exceptionally capable, he also had a face as lovely as a painting. A chance to date on company time! Here it was! A ghost face suddenly appeared in the window. Yu Ta slapped it away and hurried to the young man's side first. "That was terrifying! Good thing I have you!" A chainsaw-wielding murderer rampaged through the streets. Yu Ta put an arm around the young man who had been shoved out of the safe zone, gazing at him tenderly. "They're so awful. I feel bad for you." At last, they were safe. A man in the group shyly confessed his feelings to the young man. Yu Ta's eyes welled up with tears. "I'm not worthy. I hope you two will be happy together for a hundred years." After saying that, he turned around and leaned against a tree, sobbing. But he moved a little too much, shaking loose the killer who had been lying in wait above them. The man fell headfirst. Everyone: ... Isn't something wrong with this whole situation??? Later, everyone finally realized that they were filming a horror movie, while Yu Ta was filming a horror-romance-action movie. Screenshot saved on 2021.4.13. Please don't reuse the joke. Theme: Workers have worker souls; those who slack off are the true elite.