Yun Rong, a panda, is the last little beastling in the cultivation world, as well as the final Beast Venerable.
From the moment he was born, Yun Rong was entrusted with the great task of reviving the demon clan. He must use the favorability of this world's most blessed people to rebuild the demon clan's sacred grounds and bring the vanished spirit beasts back into the world.
So before he was even weaned, Yun Rong had to rely on his cuteness to cadge food and favors from everyone.
On odd-numbered days, he brings fermented fruit to the Sword Venerable.
On even-numbered days, he gives the Demon Venerable a milk-paw massage.
On Sundays, he rushes off to help the King of Hell work overtime.
The cuteness campaign is full of hardships!
The Sword Venerable insists he bring a different kind of fruit every day.
The Demon Venerable threatens to throw him into the forbidden grounds if his massage isn't firm enough.
The King of Hell makes him grind ink, even though all he has are paws.
Yun Rong is so busy he can barely think straight.
But hard work pays off!
A few days later, Yun Rong discovers that the milk in his little bowl is personally prepared by the Sword Venerable.
The Demon Venerable has piled up a small mountain of bamboo shoots from the forbidden grounds beside his nest.
As for the King of Hell, he skips work every day to paint him. The paintings feature a lifelike, adorably chubby panda cub.
Yun Rong successfully rebuilds the demon clan's sacred grounds with the favorability he's earned, and his cutesy playboy career comes to an end!
When he finally snaps out of his obsession with snuggling up to all the other cubs at the sacred grounds, he discovers that the cultivation world has changed completely!
The three great powers of the cultivation world all announce that their beloved pets have gone missing, and each accuses the other two of being behind it!
Yun Rong puts on his secret identity, terrified that the great powers will come and destroy the demon clan's sacred grounds, which have only just begun to recover.
When all three great powers come looking for him, Yun Rong nervously blinks. “You're looking for your beloved pets. What does that have to do with me, the Beast Venerable?”
Later, rumors spread throughout the cultivation world that Beast Venerable Yun Rong has all the other big shots wrapped around his little paw, and is even juggling three relationships at once with ease!
He's the ultimate playboy, no doubt about it!
PS:
1. Heavenly Dao top (the Sword Venerable, Demon Venerable, and King of Hell combined) x impossibly adorable panda bottom
2. A beloved-by-all love-triangle showdown
3. This blurb was written on 2020/12/26, with a timestamped screenshot as proof. Please don't plagiarize or steal the concept.
Theme: Learn to express love properly.