The Strongest R&D Master in the Galaxy

"The hilarious new story, 'Max-Level Green Tea Takes Over Horror Films,' is in my author profile!" [Blunt, oblivious-to-his-own-flirting, techie top x crazy beauty who pretends to be a space pirate but is actually the first prince bottom] Xi Xiuyuan was a top-tier weapons research expert on ancient Earth. Before he even turned forty, he had already received an award symbolizing the highest honor. An accident sent him to a garbage planet in the interstellar era. Barren. Chaotic. No matter. Xi Xiuyuan looked at the discarded weapons in his hands, whose technology was clearly far more advanced than that of ancient Earth. Beneath his mask, the corners of his lips curved into a handsome smile. Many of his ideas could finally become reality. To get into the best-equipped military research institute in the entire interstellar world, Xi Xiuyuan brought along the tools he'd picked up and entered the military's wilderness survival competition. The challenges were brutal, and the elimination rate was high. The whole thing was livestreamed, and the prizes were generous. [I bet this masked guy won't get past the first round.] [Agreed. Look at those shabby clothes. Garbage from a garbage planet.] Ten days later. [He barely talks, but he's great at everything and so damn cool!! What kind of god are you?!] [Dad! I'm your long-lost son!] [Boss, boss, do you need an assistant? Let me just touch the weapons you made, and I'll do anything!] * After Xi Xiuyuan became a legend in a single battle, lots of people with all sorts of motives started hanging around him. Countless handsome men and beautiful women professed their love for him. At long last, Xi Xiuyuan couldn't take it anymore. He pointed to the top name on the interstellar wanted list and said, "That's my partner. He's very jealous. Please stop getting so close to me." The handsome men and beautiful women all looked at the first prince, who had been furiously placed at the top of the list by the emperor for running away from home, and took a synchronized step backward. S-Scary! The person they'd been crushing on had actually won over the first prince?! The super-scary first prince who'd supposedly taken on every name on the space pirate rankings? [Xi Xiuyuan is the top. This is a top-focused story.] *************Coming Soon************** (Red packets when it launches!!!) 'Max-Level Green Tea Takes Over Horror Films' [Happy-go-lucky green-tea employee bottom x cool, crazy producer top] Yu Ta worked hard for a living. When he accidentally entered an endless series of horror films where survival was never guaranteed, he decided to let loose. Working stiffs should happily slack off every day! In the supernatural horror film, everyone else was diligently doing their tasks. Yu Ta spotted a young man who was not only highly capable but also had a face like a painting. A chance to date on company time had just fallen into his lap! A ghostly face suddenly appeared at the window. Yu Ta slapped it away and rushed to the young man's side first. "That was so scary! Thank goodness you're here!" A chainsaw-wielding killer went on a rampage. Yu Ta wrapped his arms around the young man, who had been shoved out of the safe zone, and gazed at him tenderly. "They're so awful. I'm upset on your behalf." At last, they were safe. A man on the team shyly confessed his feelings to the young man. With tears in his eyes, Yu Ta said, "I'm not good enough for you. I wish you both a happy life together." Then he turned away and leaned against a tree, crying. But he moved a little too vigorously, and the killer hiding above them was shaken down, headfirst. Everyone: ... Isn't something wrong with this plot? Later, everyone finally realized that they were making a horror movie, while Yu Ta was making a horror romance action movie. 'The Demon King's Retirement in Showbiz' Luan He returned with the aura of a demon king. At the time, he was still just a showbiz nepo hire with scandals everywhere, the kind whose every show was guaranteed to flop. But he'd come around. Why act in shows? Wasn't inheriting a fortune of billions much better? Luan He immediately packed his bags and prepared to go home and inherit the family business, but he could barely keep his six giant wings tucked away. If he left showbiz, no one would pay attention to him. Without their attention, he couldn't control his magic, and without controlling his magic, he couldn't hide his wings. Luan He: ... I just want to be an ordinary successor to socialism. I don't want to get captured and experimented on. It's just acting, right? Fine! I'll act my ass off! What? This is the most eye-watering script ever written, guaranteed to make nine out of ten viewers curse it and send the tenth straight to the ICU? Luan He comes running, bankrolls the production, finishes filming in a month, and gets it released two months later. What? This variety show forces its guests to eat live bugs. It has plenty of viewers, but no guests are willing to participate? Luan He pays extra in the middle of the night to snag a guest spot. After eating the production team out of house and home, he even says they should offer more types of bugs next time. Even the antis can't bring themselves to hate on him anymore. After all, they're not as hard on Luan He as he is on himself. A few months pass. The retired antis sit bolt upright from their sleep in the middle of the night and check the trending topics. They're all about him. The audience waves their flags and chants: Luan He, Luan He, the most beautiful man alive! A treasure trove of comedy, the best acting around! Antis: ??? Wasn't he supposed to be hated by the whole internet?! Theme: Technology changes life, and true love changes the world