Madam Only Wants a Divorce

[Completed. The writing isn't great, so read at your own risk. If you do read it and think it isn't great, don't yell at me!]

Lin Jingzhi's lifelong wish was simply to live out his days as a widower, but someone just wouldn't let him have his way and refused to leave him alone. First, there was the thief who sneaked into his home in the middle of the night, claiming to love his wife more than anything, yet behaving in ways that kept him on edge all day. Then his nominal husband showed up, strangely declaring that he would never leave him, even in death.

He couldn't break up with one, nor divorce the other. It was enough to give him a splitting headache. He wished the two of them would just fight it out, and whoever won could stay.

At last, one day, Lin Jingzhi got his wish. The thief was exposed, and his nominal husband cut off his head. He brought the bloody head before Lin Jingzhi and said, "Now, my dear, you don't have any excuse to leave me anymore, do you?"

Everyone said Lord Gu was the most devoted man alive, staying by his wife's side even after she cheated on him. Only Lin Jingzhi knew how terrifyingly sick and obsessive Lord Gu really was.

The gong has one, two, three... multiple versions of himself. He's good at cuckolding himself.

Scheming, dark-hearted, and devoted to marriage gong X physically impaired, proud-to-be-single shou

The shou is intersex. If that bothers you, click the X and leave. Please don't tell me.

And I'm not a cactus. I need watering and tending, and I need lots of love and kisses!

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