[Western Crossover] Batman Will Never Reveal His Identity

One day, the pheromones of the god of mankind swept across half the metropolis. The government issued a plea: Under the law, he must go to a matching center immediately to find his Omega. And so, Gotham's richest man and an unknown little reporter got together. Man of Steel: There's someone in my heart. Dark Knight: What a coincidence. Me too. A certain Iron Man was furious about it: "What, is this how you Justice League guys all have fun? Keep this partner-swapping within your own team! I'm calling Brucey right now and telling him to break up with him. He's just a delicate Omega! Kryptonians, take that old Bat and get off Earth!" The Amazonian princess, watching it all, was exhausted: Why am I saving the Earth with these people? ...Just destroy it already. *Mutual pining, the Bat goes on quick transmigration through parallel worlds, and a love-triangle showdown is on the way. ----[Reader's Guide]---- 1. Playboy billionaire childhood-friends squad: Nini + Green Arrow + the Bat. 2. Identity mix-ups: little reporter x Brucey, Superman x the Bat. 3. ABO: the Bat is an Omega disguising himself as an Alpha x Superman is an Alpha. 4. Set in the DC and Marvel universe, with a jumbled timeline. It's basically a standalone universe. Next up: Selling Insurance in the Superhero World. Please add it to your favorites, mwah~ Eli is a miser and the universe's No. 1 star salesperson. After drifting through space for over a decade, Eli finally returns to his home planet, Earth. But he's shocked to discover that in just over a decade, Earth has acquired all sorts of superpowered heroes, villains, and mutants. Conflicts of ideology and self-interest have ignited an underground war that has lasted for years. The number of people injured or killed keeps climbing every day. City streets are in chaos, and people everywhere are on edge. Eli spots a business opportunity. He decides to expand his new business to Earth. To the unfortunate citizens of Metropolis, New York, and Gotham, he calls out enthusiastically: "Step right up, don't miss out! Get coverage for watching superheroes fight and for Joker and bald-guy encounters. We guarantee full compensation! Full compensation!" To a certain Gotham billionaire who's always having bad luck, he makes his pitch: "Hey, would you like to get Arkham breakout insurance? Sign up for ten years and you can get a free Villain Behavior Correction policy too~" He doesn't give up on a certain poor little Spider-Man who mends his own suit, either: "Hey, would you like pajama insurance? Just $9.90 a month!" All those words boil down to one thing: "Hey, want to buy insurance?" Whether they're superheroes, villains, mutants, or ordinary Earthlings, they're all potential customers for Eli. Before long, he's rolling in money, feeling both miserable and delighted as his hands go numb from counting it every day. Until one day, he meets a homeless man on the street. A stubborn oddball who ignores him and refuses to buy any kind of insurance, no matter how hard Eli tries to persuade him. Eli won't take no for an answer. He's going to see this through! Who knows how many years later, looking back on that day, Eli still grits his teeth in anger. Why didn't he buy himself alien abduction insurance back then? Parallel-world overlord Superman top x money-loving, chatty bottom. A silly, heartwarming story. Theme: A hero's growth.