I Picked Up a Bat to Beat Up Batman [Western Crossover]

What Martha couldn't bear to leave behind was her child. As she lay dying, she held Carl's hand and said, "This world owes you nothing, and you owe this world nothing. Clark, fly. You have always been free."

And so Carl set out on a long, lonely journey.

That is, until he picked up a monster. The monster turned into a human named Bruce, and Carl decided to invite him to be the only companion he would ever have, so they could wander the universe together.

This is killing me. Injustice, Dark Knight, N25, Red Son, White Knight, Kingdom Come, and so on and so forth.

Damn it, even the folks next door in Endgame are sweeter than you. Take a good look at yourselves!

I'm drowning in knives here.

Theme: There are plenty of fish in the sea! A swing hangs within the wall, while the path lies outside.