[Western Crossover] Batman's Lovecraftian Girlfriend

Welcome to the happy Arkham escapee, a master of vanishing without a trace! This story is complete. Subscribe to the whole thing and receive A's blessing. New story now available: The Cthulhu Retirement Home Two upcoming stories: Bilodis [Western Fantasy] and After the Stars Return to Their Places [Infinite Flow] The blurbs are all the way at the bottom. [Blurb for this story] Xila, an Outer God, Cthulhu's fourth daughter, whose original form looks like a giant octopus. According to prophecy, Xila's offspring are the key to bringing her father back from the dead. So the still-naive Xila went out to sea to find a partner. She searched and searched, and found a dead bat. Huh? Why does he look so familiar? Oh, right. She'd seen this handsome guy when she was little. Humans love stories about a hero rescuing a beauty, so Xila staged a knight-rescues-princess scene. Bruce, her childhood friend from heaven: ...I have no desire to rescue an octopus princess. Outer God Xila: Hmm? After a ridiculously melodramatic tale of forcing a relationship and finding the results sweet, Bruce agreed to take her home. Then he lost his memory. By the time the Bat regained his memories, Xila had successfully conceived the baby foretold in the prophecy... She regained her memories too. After remembering that she was actually a transmigrator and that she'd gotten intimate with Bruce... Xila: ...Let me get a grip on myself. So, in her shame, she ran off with the baby. Bruce, abandoned after they'd slept together: ??? Excellent. Woman, you have successfully caught my attention. Reader's guide: 1. The author isn't a comics fan, so the timeline may be pretty messy when the story calls for it. 2. These aren't traditional Cthulhu Mythos elements. The Cthulhu family will be a bit... warm and gentle, or this would just be a horror story. 3. The female lead is a silly, sweet, dark-hearted girl. She's scheming, but also pretty dumb (hey!). [Blurb for the new story] You are a transmigrator, born in disaster-stricken New York. You run a retirement home where all the residents are old, though they look young. You're short on money. Your short-term goal is to pay the utility bills, and your long-term goal is to stay alive. Your residents include the following, with more joining from time to time: The elderly Azathoth, the crystal at the heart of your base. If anything happens to him, the whole home is done for. The never-lying Nyarlathotep. His outrageous remarks tend to cause you unexpected trouble. The TV-drama addict Shub, who loves imported mother-in-law soap operas. Please don't turn off the TV in her room. The superintelligent Yog-Sothoth, your all-purpose butler who solves all your problems (except making money). The road to a happy life isn't always smooth, and you keep running into unexpected troubles. Tony: How can the guy next door, Wayne, be richer than me? I want to go albino! I want to sell the Extremis Virus! Corona: Why sell a virus? Take a look at my handmade wool socks. One hundred percent natural, eco-friendly, and pollution-free. Steve: I get it now. Hail Hydra! Corona: Hail what? Keep it up and I'll dump you at the bottom of the sea to be a real Hydra's midnight snack. Clark: I want to dye my uniform black and white! Corona: Let's hear from our high-EQ representative, Nyarlathotep. Nyarlathotep: I want to dye your hair green. Clark: Boo-hoo. Corona: Who's next to turn evil? Bring it on! Reader's guide: 1. A crossover universe mixing Marvel, DC, and X-Men. 2. Nontraditional Cthulhu elements make an appearance. 3. The romantic pairing is Superman. [Blurb for upcoming story 1] Bilodis, my child, You are the continuation of light, the blessing of the earth. Lodit gave you a beauty that puts all things to shame. Themis gave you courage to charge forward without hesitation. The god of fire's forge made your shield and sword. The wind god's whispers will guide you out of the mist. Bilodis, my child, When you were born, the roses of Atthanes bloomed again. The divine light of Mosdil shone through the night. The elves will crown you, and the dragons await your rule. Conor awaits your blade. You will end the wars of the Third Age. Do not fear the darkness. It will bow beneath your throne. The Old Gods have fallen, and the divine kingdom is sealed away in legend. You alone, Bilodis, are the undying kingdom, the glory of the sun and moon. The long night has yet to end, but it will. Reader's guide: 1. Traditional high fantasy with a strong female lead. 2. Extremely indulgent wish fulfillment. 3. A little angst makes the sweet moments all the better. [Blurb for upcoming story 2] The Old Ones are still here. The Old Ones will always be here. Gehoros passes judgment on Earth. The Old Gods awaken, and the apocalypse begins. Death gives birth to new life. The guardian of the ancient continent opens her eyes from a long dream. You, Ihuuti, goddess of the elk, what can you bring to this broken planet? *Cthulhu-inspired infinite flow *The male lead is the elk goddess's official match, Nyarlathotep Theme: Celebrating the light in the darkness