Quick Transmigration: Reborn as the Biological Egg of a World-Destroying Villain

Completed series in my column: My Rich Dad Goes Viral for Being Shameless on a Parenting Reality Show. Come check it out, awooo~ ◆ [Complete] [The full text has been revised in several places. The only official version is on Jinjiang] Zhiqiao had barely hatched when he was mistakenly bound to the True Love Transformation System. “You have to make the villain fall head over heels for you… Help! Where did this baby come from?!” As the System shrieked “We’re doomed, we’re totally doomed!” over and over, little Zhiqiao stuck his eggshell back on and turned into a round, golden egg. Wobbling along, he rolled right under the butt of a world-ending, brutally violent villain… Mad Emperor of the Screen (mocking): A new kind of hallucination? Sickly Eunuch (narrowing his eyes): You dare scheme against me? Demonized Immortal Venerable (sneering): An external golden core? … The shell cracked open again, revealing a delicate little baby inside. “Dada!” The big shots: Huh???? System: …6 [World One] Top-tier star Gu Hanshen plays madmen so convincingly because he is a genuine lunatic through and through, determined to drag the entire Chu family down to hell. Just before he completely turned evil, he unexpectedly acquired a golden egg. It seemed he had even laid it himself during one of his episodes…? Before having a baby, Gu Hanshen’s life was all madness and revenge. He had no scruples, and when he went mad, he would even turn on himself. Then, out of nowhere, he had a baby The little one only wanted Dad to hold him! And not just any hold: a 24-hour-a-day, never-put-him-down kangaroo hold! Now, even when Gu Hanshen wanted to go mad, he could only squeeze it in while the baby was asleep!! The Chu family carefully plotted to provoke him into losing control at a press event meant to clear his name, making the malicious rumors stick. Just as Gu Hanshen was about to turn evil, a soft little “Dada, milk~” suddenly came from under the table and stopped him in his tracks. Gu Hanshen expertly picked up the baby. “The interview is on hold. I need to feed him.” Everyone else: What???!!! ●Other worlds: “The Eunuch Is Expecting!” “When the Villain in a Period Novel Gets a Little Lucky Baby~” “The Tragic, Beautiful Immortal Venerable Begins a Brand-New Cultivation Journey with an External Golden Core (?)” “The Apocalypse’s Corrupted Saintly Dad and His Butt-Saving Egg” “When a CEO Alpha Reunites with His Billionaire Heir” ◤Reader’s Guide◢ 1. A fragmented dad and his biological egg; the egg is laid in an unconventional way. 2. The focus is on family affection and raising the baby. The biological dad has no romantic pairing. The baby’s romance begins after he comes of age, much later in the story, and takes up very little space (one-on-one, happy ending). [Ten completed, silly, feel-good novels in my column: I Laughed My Way Through Life as a Rich Family’s Stepfather, Taking a Dragon-Pride Baby on a Parenting Reality Show and Going Viral, My Academic Rival’s Baby Came Through… Come pick one up~] ◆My Rich Dad Goes Viral for Being Shameless on a Parenting Reality Show is in my column. Please add it to your list =3= Tang Can, a 24/7 wage slave earning three thousand a month and worked half to death, wakes up transmigrated as the future villain’s nasty biological dad. His wealthy husband treats him like a live-in nanny, hasn’t come home once in three years of marriage, and gives him only a hundred thousand out of their vast fortune. The original host takes out all his resentment on the child, leaving him on the verge of turning evil at just three years old… Tang Can: Wait, how much? A hundred thousand every month??? Forget some little villain turning evil. This is his precious darling! The original host hoped to become famous through a parenting reality show, but instead became a foil to the male lead’s baby and his perfect stepdad. Not only did his persona fall apart, he was also thrown out of the rich family for abusing the child. Tang Can: ? Is that divine job offer I just got about to disappear? Absolutely not. He’s determined to be the best dad on this parenting show! The livestream begins. The male lead’s stepdad gets up at five in the morning and cooks despite his injured hand, all to coax his picky stepson into eating a few more bites. Meanwhile, Tang Can, worn out from overwork in his past life, can’t get up early at all. He sleeps until noon, then wakes to the smell of a bacon sandwich made by the villainous little boy. “Sweetie, Dad doesn’t eat lettuce. Pick it out for me.” The male lead’s stepdad plays three characters at once to tell his stepson a bedtime story, explaining everything clearly and performing with great feeling. Tang Can gets drowsy just looking at words. He opens the book and falls asleep instantly. The villainous little boy turns off the bedside lamp and tucks his old man in. Tang Can feels a little guilty, but not much. Going from “vicious scumbag dad” to “the best dad on the parenting show” is too big a leap, so he settles for the next best thing: being a decent person. Among other things, he fights other kids over toys and sneaks off to eat the healthy food his son’s doctor recommended, only to get caught… He gives the audience countless iconic moments and becomes a shameless, naughty dad everyone knows. Who knew the father and son would become a huge hit by defying expectations? The other guests can’t sit still and keep trying to stir up trouble. When someone mocks him as a discarded husband from a rich family, Tang Can grins shamelessly. “Who could be as lovey-dovey as you two? Your husband’s both a top and a bottom on the side, and you still can’t bear to divorce him.” Someone tries to use their brat’s hands to hurt his kid. Tang Can immediately gives the little brat a hard smack. The brat’s parent shrieks, “How can you hit a child!” “Don’t worry, I wasn’t planning to spare you two either.” Tang Can turns around and gives the parent a hard smack too. “You’ve had a few drinks and gotten full of yourself. Lay a hand on my kid and you two are in for a world of hurt.” The villainous little boy is moved to tears. “When you get divorced, I’m going with Little Dada!” Afraid his hundred-thousand-a-month salary might be at risk, Tang Can immediately covers his mouth. “Don’t say things like that. Dad can’t hear this!!!” After that, the trending topics include #TangCanSwearsHeWillNeverDivorce#, #TangCanMakesAFlashyDeclarationOfLoveToHisWealthyHusband:NotLoveStruckJustLovingHimLikeCrazy~#, #TangCanTheUltimateRomantic#… The other man involved thinks nothing of it, until Tang Can treats him just as mercilessly and knocks him flat too. Huo Jingyuan gets hard. [A gorgeous, goofy bottom with a foul mouth and a mean slap x a genuinely sick, domineering CEO who enjoys getting hit] *The top and bottom are both each other’s first love, body and soul, with no past relationships. The baby is their biological child. *A work born of writer’s-block madness. The top is sick, but not into BDSM. Theme: Love makes us better people