Genderbent Chuuya, Practicing Jujutsu Online

[Currently updating: Transmigrated into an Angsty Romance as the Heroine, but My Secret Identity Is a Dragon Proud] Chuuya never expected that after dying from Corruption, she would transmigrate to another world! She breathes in the fresh air, free of that stinky mackerel smell, and takes a few blissful gulps. This world really is wonderful! Bzzzt, bzzzt [Hello, dear Host.] Chuuya: "...What the hell are you?" [I am the White Moonlight System. Dear, are you still worried about not having a man? Do you still feel lonely at night with no one to keep you company? Just bind with me, and you'll be the greatest player in the world, with hundreds of fish waiting in your pond!~] The System speaks in an adorable, sweet little-girl voice. "Not interested. You can leave now." Chuuya hears the matron calling her from outside and quickly answers. Then she impatiently tells the System, "I'm not interested in men. Find someone else." Having a certain mackerel around in the past had already put her off men completely. If she weren't really straight, she might have gone looking for a woman long ago. The System is thunderstruck. It never expected its first Host to be abnormal! Is this what its seniors meant by a humiliating defeat? It refuses to give up and tries again. "That's fine! We can be the white moonlight in the hearts of people of the same sex!" Chuuya: "...Do I look desperate to you?" "Yes." "..." Chuuya takes a deep breath and reminds herself not to argue with an idiot. The System chases her for over half a year, but eventually runs out of ideas. It can only bring out its last bargaining chip and plead, "If you make a contract with me, I'll completely resolve the energy inside you, and I can take you back to your original world." "Deal!" "...Damn it." The System bursts into tears. If this Host weren't so gifted, and if it weren't unwilling to settle, it would have left ages ago. Just as Chuuya thinks she is the only person in this world with a System, she spots a beautiful girl. The System on her instantly explodes: "Where did this little newbie come from, trying to steal my commission? Hah, it's a wild System! Host, get her and show her the power of the real deal!" Chuuya: "..." She thought being nagged by the System every day to take out its incompetent competitors was already a pain. But she never imagined that a simple school festival cosplay would bring her into contact with someone even more troublesome, someone just as hard to deal with as the mackerel. Chuuya: "..." Damn it, why is this happening?! Reader's guide: 1. Chuuya is genderbent and a harem protagonist. Don't read if that's not your thing! 2. Dazai has an unrequited-love subplot. Dazai fans, read at your own risk! 3. ShinRan is broken up. Ran deserves better! 4. The author's writing skills are limited and they're letting loose. Don't read if that bothers you! Crossover worlds: Bungo Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen, Detective Conan, and Hunter x Hunter! Upcoming romance novel: My Soul Split Apart After I Transmigrated into a Book So I transmigrate. Fine. I transmigrate into a melodramatic novel about a fake heiress and a real heiress that I read before I died... Fine, I can deal with that too. My standards are already so low... Could you at least let me transmigrate properly?! Did you really have to make things so complicated?! Curled up in her swaddling clothes, Jiang Fuqing watches with dead fish eyes as the nanny carries her away and switches her with another baby girl. Fine, fine, so she has become the real heiress heroine of a melodramatic novel, destined to wander from place to place and suffer all her life. After being sold into the mountains, Jiang Fuqing opens and closes her eyes, and her view suddenly changes. She has become, him! "Congratulations, sir! The young master is perfectly healthy!" "Haha, from now on you'll be called Gu Yuebai. You're the only legitimate heir of the Gu family!" One second she's Jiang Fuqing (female), and the next she's Gu Yuebai (male). So transmigrating into a book split her soul in two. No, wait. Why does the name Gu Yuebai sound so familiar? Isn't that the male lead of another Dragon Proud novel?! If she remembers correctly, that's a typical harem novel where the male lead's career takes off after the spiritual qi revival, and he attracts countless admirers... She is utterly bewildered. So... if I'm going to transmigrate, just let me transmigrate properly! What's with this absurd mash-up?! Reader's guide: 1. The main story is told in third person. 2. The spiritual qi revival probably happens in the early to middle part of the novel. 3. This is a melodramatic novel about two popular people falling for each other in the eyes of everyone else, when in fact they are the same person. It's a slightly strange kind of self-romance, but only a little. 4. ...To be decided later. Premise: Everyone deserves to be loved by life!