Yun Qi transmigrated into a xianxia novel as its vicious female villain by a twist of fate.
As soon as she arrived, the female lead's admirers threw her into a stampede of one hundred thousand beasts, where she was trampled to death. Just as she was about to die, a Venerable Immortal descended from the heavens. With one swing of his sword, he cleaved the sky, and all one hundred thousand demon beasts perished!
Their eyes met. Yun Qi was about to rush over, grab the Sword Venerable's leg, and beg him to take her as his disciple.
The Sword Venerable approached her with three parts mockery, three parts cold indifference, three parts pain, and one part nonchalance. Then, out of nowhere, he dropped to his knees, clung to her leg, and sobbed, "Little fairy, the demon beasts were so scary! They nearly frightened poor little me to death."
Yun Qi: "..." Do you really think that was a fitting thing to say in front of the one hundred thousand demon beasts who died tragically?
From then on, a whiny crybaby stuck close to Yun Qi, showering her with affection at every opportunity.
At the sect tournament, the Sword Venerable fought ten opponents at once and defeated the female lead's entire entourage in three moves.
As everyone stared in shock, he leaped off the arena, pointed at the blood on his finger, and complained to Yun Qi, "Waaah, I'm hurt! It really hurts!"
Yun Qi: That's more blood than you'd get from a mosquito bite?
The Sword Venerable was the strongest cultivator in the world, aloof and proud, and afflicted with an incurable condition that left his face expressionless. Then one day, his illness suddenly vanished, and his brain got bound to a System whose motto was, "A man who knows how to act cute is the luckiest of all."
The Sword Venerable: "Heh. Make me act cute? Dream on."
System: "Act cute for Yun Qi once a day, and get one sword-tempering session as a reward!"
The broke Sword Venerable humbly pleaded: "Rich lady, I'm hungry. Feed me."
Theme: Be independent and strong