The Fake Heiress's Family Are All Monsters

After the real heiress returned, Jian Mo, the fake heiress who'd taken her place, was kicked out of the Jian family and left to wander the streets. Everyone was waiting to laugh at her.

Her biological father searched the house and found only a few coins. Dejected, he went out, saying he was going to borrow some money from a friend.

Her biological mother had planned to make a lavish dinner, but there was nothing in the kitchen except a pot of clear soup, so she had to go next door and borrow some vegetables from Uncle Zhao.

Jian Mo rubbed the bank card worth a million in her hand, ready to hand it over.

Her biological father: "Even the Grand Supreme Elder is broke. He has no money, and he asked me to take out his trash."

Jian Mo glanced at the so-called trash: glowing all over, round and lustrous, top-quality immortal pills...

Her biological father: "That God of Wealth only has gold ingots, no paper money. I have to take them to the bank to exchange them. What a hassle."

Jian Mo was dazzled by a gold ingot as big as a basketball.

Her biological mother carried in a basket of immortal vegetables and spiritual chickens. "Uncle Zhao is a good man. He said he'd come over and cook himself. I'll ask Ox-Head and Horse-Face to give him a massage and loosen up his muscles another day."

Jian Mo got a good look at Uncle Zhao from next door. The Kitchen God? She couldn't bring herself to take out the bank card.

The Star of Misfortune was worrying herself gray over her daughter's marriage, so she asked Erlang Shen to help assess the candidates.

Her biological father: "Nie Hui is known as the nation's ideal husband. He looks pretty good."

Erlang Shen, disdainfully: "He's no good... really no good..."

Her biological father: "Fu Jingtian comes from a family of traditional Chinese medicine practitioners and is skilled in medicine..."

Erlang Shen, gritting his teeth: "He's too stingy."

Her biological father: "Gong Sheng is a top-tier star and Jian Mo's childhood friend..."

Erlang Shen, grinding his teeth: "He's scared of ghosts."

Her biological father: "Sigh, Divine Lord, could you introduce me to a few single men from the Heavenly Court?"

Erlang Shen, readily: "Father-in-law."

Note: The real and fake heiresses don't fight each other!

Biological father: Star of Misfortune; biological mother: Meng Po; pairing: Erlang Shen

Advance preview: The CEO Aura on My Dating Show

Qian Qian transmigrated into a book and was bound to a CEO System, which ordered her to join a dating show and win the heroine's heart.

Director: "The show has already been airing for a week, and you're only signing up now? Do you think this production is your house, where you can come and go as you please?"

Qian Qian: "It'd be fine if it were my house, right? How much does it cost to buy a production company?"

Director: "If you can afford it, buy it. The sponsorship fee is twenty million."

A short while later, Qian Qian came back frowning. "Buying just one production company was too much trouble, so I went ahead and bought your whole company. It was so cheap, only two hundred million."

Director: "... Qian Qian's dad, I don't want to work hard anymore."

A new female contestant, contestant number five, made a dramatic entrance on the set of Swap Love. With peerless beauty, she headed toward the four male contestants. The fans of their respective couples were incredibly nervous, afraid she'd break up their ships.

She really did break them up. Every one of them.

Ever since Qian Qian showed up, the four male contestants' phones gradually lost signal, and they gradually lost their smiles.

[We thought Qian Qian came to steal the Best Actor, but it turns out she's here to steal our darling girl.]

[Ever since Qian Qian showed up, the female number two, a player who always had a string of fish on the line, forgot all about fishing.]

[The laid-back female number three took over the kitchen just so she could spend one more minute with Qian Qian.]

[My heart goes out to this season's male contestants. What did they do wrong?]

Advance preview 2: The Sword Venerable Is Best at Acting Cute

Yun Qi accidentally transmigrated into a xianxia novel as the vicious female supporting character.

As soon as she arrived, the heroine's suitors threw her into a beast tide of a hundred thousand monsters, where she was trampled to death. Just as she was dying, an Immortal Venerable descended from the heavens, destroyed the sky with a single sword, and killed all one hundred thousand monsters!

Their eyes met. Yun Qi was about to rush over, grab the Sword Venerable's leg, and beg him to take her as his disciple.

The Sword Venerable walked toward her with three parts mockery, three parts coldness, three parts pain, and one part nonchalance. Then, without warning, he knelt down, hugged her leg, and sobbed, "Little fairy, monsters are so scary. I was terrified!"

Yun Qi: "..." How can you say that after those one hundred thousand monsters died so tragically?

From then on, a whimpering little pest stayed by Yun Qi's side, constantly acting cute to her.

At the sect tournament, the Sword Venerable faced ten opponents alone and defeated the heroine's harem in three moves.

As everyone stared in shock, the Sword Venerable leaped off the arena, pointed at the blood on his fingers, and complained to Yun Qi, "Waaah, I'm hurt! It hurts so much!"

Yun Qi: "That's more blood than a mosquito bite would draw."

The Sword Venerable was the strongest cultivator in the world: aloof, proud, and afflicted with an incurable case of facial paralysis. Then one day, his illness suddenly disappeared, and his brain was bound to a System that claimed men who acted cute had the best luck.

Sword Venerable: "Ha. You want me to act cute? Dream on."

System: "Act cute to Yun Qi once a day and earn one sword-tempering session!"

The penniless Sword Venerable looked humbly at Yun Qi. "Rich lady, I'm hungry. Feed me."

Theme: Be independent and strong.