I Rely on Playing It Safe to Prove the Dao [Honghuang]

Main story complete. The Chang Xi and Taiyi extra chapters are in a separate collection.

Shi Miao transmigrated into the Primordial World and became a phoenix egg.

During the Dragon-Han Tribulation, the Dragon, Phoenix, and Qilin Clans fought each other. The sky and earth crumbled, and an aura of annihilation swept over everything.

Shi Miao curled up inside her egg and sealed the cracks tight with all-purpose glue. The world outside was far too dangerous!

A hundred thousand years passed. Dao Ancestor Hongjun battled the demon clan's Luohou, and heaven and earth crumbled once more. The Dao Ancestor successfully attained the Dao and began preaching at Zixiao Palace.

Shi Miao still hadn't hatched!

Two hundred thousand years passed. Di Jun established the ancient Heavenly Court and contended with the Twelve Ancestral Witches.

Shi Miao still stayed in her egg. The world outside was terrifying.

Hundreds of thousands of years later, Haotian rebuilt the Heavenly Court. Humanity flourished and balanced the power of the Three Pure Ones, ushering in the great Investiture of the Gods calamity, where gods and demons died in droves.

Shi Miao still curled up inside her egg.

The Journey to the West began, and the sages withdrew into chaos. Shi Miao finally hatched, born a sage.

Warning: This is a silly story. The female lead isn't the brightest. That's all.

Whenever things get sweet, some rough woman kicks her out of bed.

After the real heiress returned, her poor adoptive father declared that he would still treat Jian Mo as family and raise her by his side.

Jian Mo: Thanks, but no thanks...

Adoptive father: We're a family of paupers. Just wait until you learn what hardship is.

Birth father: I'm only a janitor, but I can support our family by recycling Taishang Laojun's inferior pills.

Birth mother: I'm just a soup lady, but the King of Hell had several villas built for me in the underworld so I'd stay.

Jian Mo: ??? I'm half-immortal and half-ghost, born of both worlds.

Jian Mo, with a pampered-darling script in hand, unleashed the fierce ghost aura of her mixed heritage and developed a sickly constitution, coughing up blood with every few steps.

Her birth father brought back a dog and said slyly, "Sleep with it in your arms tonight, daughter. I guarantee you'll feel good."

Jian Mo: ??? You want a grandpuppy?

Birth father: It's the Howling Celestial Dog. It has Erlang Shen's purple aura all around it. Sleep and eat with it for three months, and your fierce ghost aura will disappear.

Jian Mo: Actually, I've got the real thing right here...

Birth father: ???

Someone crawled out of the wardrobe and took Jian Mo's hand. "Father-in-law, I was ordered to carry out my mission. I won't miss a single day of the three months."

Note: The real and fake heiresses don't fight each other!

Theme: It never hurts to be cautious.